ASFM Worldvision II: TRENDY VIEWING GALA 1 - Tonight, 7pm

[straightorbroken]

Rapping? I thought she sang.

 

[RS]

I wish this was without this cheap beat.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?

Oh sorry I missed the disco face and thought that was a criticism

 

[ButterTart]

The poster assures me this lady is called 'The Pakistani Lady Gaga'. I hope they Googled that exact phrase to find her.

"Pakistani Madonna
Pakistani Lindsay Lohan
Pakistani Pixie Lott

Fine...

Pakistani Lady Gaga"

 

[ButterTart]

Oh sorry I missed the disco face and thought that was a criticism

I thought it said turds at first

 

[Tisch]

This is STONKING

 

[straightorbroken]

Totally sold on this. Mesmerising.

 

[straightorbroken]

I thought it said turds at first

Let's coin a new phrase to keep Zen on his hooves (or tips of them).

 

[COB]

I think that's my favourite so far!

 

[ButterTart]

15. ICELAND

VALDIS - Breathe​

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Hi New Music Friday. I just saw New Music Friday gurl.

 

[straightorbroken]

Valdis another turd I can't see myself flushing anytime soon / (as in )

 

[straightorbroken]

HOW ARE WE EXPECTED TO VOTE ON THESE?

 

[COB]

If I had Iceland I'd send a nice bit of easy listening, like this:

 

[ButterTart]

HOW ARE WE EXPECTED TO VOTE ON THESE?

No word of a lie, I'd allocated all of my points before I'd even received half of the songs. I have NO IDEA what I'm supposed to do

 

[ButterTart]

If I had Iceland I'd send a nice bit of easy listening, like this:

Borky? Never heard of him!

 

[RS]

HOW ARE WE EXPECTED TO VOTE ON THESE?

Don’t worry, I know at least one real turd in the next semi.

 

[dmlaw]

HOW ARE WE EXPECTED TO VOTE ON THESE?

You’ll just have to keep listening until you hate 25 or so of them.

 

[straightorbroken]

Don’t worry, I know at least one real turd in the next semi.

Too far.

 

[Tisch]

If I had Iceland I'd send a nice bit of easy listening, like this:

Come on, you all know the words!

 

[ButterTart]

16. ALGERIA

Lolo Zouaï - Galipette​

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Love a Jazz fakeout

 

[straightorbroken]

Lolo's samply bits are making up quite the patchwork

 

[COB]

This is fun!

 

[ButterTart]

Love a Jazz fakeout

I was initially horrified when I received the song. Imagine my relief when the donk appeared.

 

[dmlaw]

I bet Gwen Stefani is really angry that she never thought to appropriate THIS culture.

 

[straightorbroken]

If only Mariah had done her Triumphant boxing under water.

 

[Tisch]

It definitely hits the INTERESTING box. It's the sort that I suddenly I decide is genius and dump a load of points on, like Peaches. Let's see!

 

[RS]

Who wasted Algeria on this basic crap?

(well it’s not bad but there’s so much better real music that could be picked!)

 

[ButterTart]

In my tennis skirt
Im'ma make a racket.

Amazing lyricism

 

[ZenGiraffe]

real music

GET THE FUCK OUT

 

[COB]

CAT MUSIC

 

[ButterTart]

17. ROMANIA

Andreea Bălan - Invidia​

 

[RS]

GET THE FUCK OUT

real Algerian music

 

[straightorbroken]

This has also quite literally whacked me in the face With a bottle of fake tan never mind that bat.

 

[COB]

Completely repugnant trash

 

[Tisch]

White background?

Ratty wig?

Rara skirt?

Eastern European?

 

[Tisch]

Completely repugnant trash

Yes that too!

 

[ButterTart]

Actually, this is another that gets stuck in my head. The choreography looks like it would shorten your lifespan.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is barely a song.