What Are You Watching? 2022

[Rita]

Here’s SAMMY!

 

[Cerro de Casa]

R SAM

 

[straightorbroken]

Will they play RUTH?

 

[Rita]

Will they play RUTH?

Langsford?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Will they play RUTH?

She's an icon, she's a legend and SHE IS the moment so they'd better but I guess someone will be jealous because of all this Platin Jubes business.

 

[straightorbroken]

I actually had a Spanish ebay seller decline my best offer, but write to say he wanted Sam to win

 

[straightorbroken]

Langsford?

Philip Schofield didn't do it Rita!

 

[Rita]

Did someone just try to take Sam out?

 

[Rita]

Maybe it was just a dancer but Sam’s face said DON’T TAKE ME DOWN.

 

[straightorbroken]

Geru is going to be fumin' at him stealing her look.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Princess Anne loved R SAM

 

[straightorbroken]

Just imagine if Geru was indeed asked and prepared a BIT in the style of her fabled YouTube acting launch.

 

[Rita]

Just imagine if Geru was indeed asked and prepared a BIT in the style of her fabled YouTube acting launch.

She has already been on.

 

[straightorbroken]

90 minutes left. Blimey.

 

[straightorbroken]

She has already been on.

No way! What did she do?

 

[straightorbroken]

Not one of these songs would make it onto my ASFM scorecard anyway.

 

[Rita]

No way! What did she do?

Confessed her undying love and devotion for The Queen.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh no not this pile of shit

 

[straightorbroken]

I reckon a proper Eurovision medley could have topped this off: Gina, Sonia, Lady Ball, Precious and Imaani before being joined for Sam to do Spaceman like Tina and co did Fank U 4 The Music all those years ago.

 

[Rita]

Oh no not this pile of shit

The only song so far that has brought a wry smile to young George’s face.

 

[Madison]

George Ezra conspicuously skipping the end of the line “you better throw a party on the day that I die” each time it’s mentioned in the chorus

 

[straightorbroken]

I'm quite glad to be so dislocated from current music charts sometimes. This is one of them. Not my bag. Oh at all.

 

[Rita]

MEDIOCRITY AT ITS FINEST.

 

[straightorbroken]

He probably thinks he's the successor to Elvis with that vocal affectation.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh no, not Rod. He certainly looks giddy.

 

[Rita]

THAT VOICE.

 

[straightorbroken]

Why not do one of his own hits?

 

[Rita]

Why not do one of his own hits?

BABY JANE AGOG

 

[straightorbroken]

Camilla serving gif there.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I mean he's literally just grunting through them

 

[straightorbroken]

BABY JANE AGOG

I wouldn't have minded some Rhythm of My Heart.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

What are we getting next
I predict Sailing

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh no that was it

 

[Rita]

What are we getting next
I predict Sailing

Nothing THANK CHRIST.

 

[straightorbroken]

I can only hope that jacket was actually white, but just had lots of eggs thrown at him before going on stage.

 

[straightorbroken]

Oh not a sermon.

 

[Rita]

BRING BACK ROD ALL IS FORGIVEN.

 

[straightorbroken]

This is like when I saw Mel C and she started doing a comedy routine with a woke joke.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Nothing THANK CHRIST.

I would have preferred Rod to this

 

[straightorbroken]

Can that screen show a tumbleweed please?