ASFM Worldvision II: TRENDY VIEWING GALA 1 - Tonight, 7pm

[octophone]

That got the volume turned up a notch. Nice one.

 

[ButterTart]

What language is Peru singing in? It doesn't match the subtitles. Oh and now the subtitles have vanished anyway. Not that I understood them either.

I think it's spelt Quechua - she's singing in an Incan language about an Incan princess. The poster very much understood the assignment - Peru is a tricky country

 

[Kate]

Enigma meets Stock Aitken Waterman?

 

[octophone]

I’m going to be kind and say I’m sure Peru was a tough draw to receive. Feels like a grower. Perhaps.

I really enjoyed it rhythmically but songs like that stand or fall on the performance. It looked good and sounded good but will it stand up to more listens? We'll see.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m going to be kind and say I’m sure Peru was a tough draw to receive. Feels like a grower. Perhaps.

When I was doing my playlists for each country, I was surprised at Peru. There's a lot to pick from, but it's either latin pop or kind of generic indie. I think the poster did well to find something different that had actual production values

 

[ButterTart]

4. TAIWAN A-Mei - Zǐ mèi

 

[ButterTart]

So far, all four of these countries are making their Worldvision debuts.

 

[octophone]

Enigma meets Stock Aitken Waterman?

It's very early 90s, innit?

 

[Kate]

She's so tiny she can use a Rubik's Cube as a backdrop.

 

[ButterTart]

So far, all four of these countries are making their Worldvision debuts.

Spain was picked last year but sadly proved too rich for poor @Soldi's blood.

 

[octophone]

At least we know Lorraine Kelly's hair stylist has a side gig.

 

[ButterTart]

We need a song like this ever round to keep @COB's electrolytes replenished.

 

[Kate]

This is actually growing on me as it goes on.

 

[ButterTart]

At least we know Lorraine Kelly's hair stylist has a side gig.

The actress who plays Lorraine Kelly famously has a mohawk and 'fuck the po-lice' tattooed on her neck.

 

[BoysForSeles]

I don’t think I’m feeling sunny enough to feel this one. It’s me not you.

 

[ButterTart]

This is actually growing on me as it goes on.

It's very charming and Party Of Five.

 

[Kate]

Excellent winged eyeliner. And tits.

 

[ButterTart]

5. FRANCE Izïa - Mon coeur

 

[octophone]

This is actually growing on me as it goes on.

It's perfectly pleasant but it feels like one of those songs that would have become annoying if it had been an actual hit.

 

[Kate]

Excellent winged eyeliner. And tits.

Just like me last night.

 

[octophone]

Shit bondage. I could wriggle out of that in 10 seconds flat.

 

[ButterTart]

Excellent winged eyeliner. And tits.

I like how her tits look a bit like iced buns in whatever that material is.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Perky boobs

 

[ButterTart]

Shit bondage. I could wriggle out of that in 10 seconds flat.

The French reboot of MacGyver really did half-arse it at times.

 

[octophone]

at the coat flying off!!

 

[ButterTart]

Perky boobs

I'm glad they managed to rouse you from your Covid stupor.

 

[ButterTart]

at the coat flying off!!

You better believe I giffed that for later.

 

[Kate]

Well this is going to do very well. Just FINE for me though.

 

[BoysForSeles]

That overhead angle is her most flattering, she should use it for all her selfies.

 

[ButterTart]

You better believe I giffed that for later.

 

[Kate]

UGH HOUSEWIVES ADVERT

 

[BoysForSeles]

I'm glad they managed to rouse you from your Covid stupor.

Must be the fever

 

[ButterTart]

6. TURKEY Gaye Su Akyol - İstikrarlı Hayal Hakikattir

 

[ButterTart]

Anyone in the market for a mad Turkish bird?

 

[BoysForSeles]

The French song is instant and one that’ll score well with instant hook fans I’d say. It’s still on my list.

 

[octophone]

This is FUN!

 

[Kate]

Dead at the special effects here

 

[Kate]

Anyone in the market for a mad Turkish bird?

Definitely INTRIGUED

 

[BoysForSeles]

Love the tangents the song and video are taking.

 

[octophone]

I thought we were getting a WHIFF OF THE SOUK there!