ASFM Worldvision II: TRENDY VIEWING GALA 1 - Tonight, 7pm

[Kate]

Big knockers MODESTY EDITION.

 

[ButterTart]

Her make up was far too perfect for her to have just finished her shift.

She's still at work. The video is interrupted halfway through because she needs to change the Strongbow barrel.

 

[octophone]

I don't like the narrative here, Tell him to fuck off! Anyone cunty to staff at a bar gets nowt, that's the rules.

 

[ButterTart]

20. BULGARIA Jelena Karleuša x Azis - Ostavljam Te

 

[Kate]

Bloke in zebra shirt would get it tbf.

 

[octophone]

Bloke in zebra shirt would get it tbf.

I thought it was the laddie from the Foals at first.

 

[Kate]

Oh no, so Eurovision

 

[ButterTart]

This burly Mob Wives sexpot is actually Serbian, Azis (the bloke on screen) is the Bulgarian connection here.

 

[Kate]

I wonder if she ever gets her hair caught in her knickers when she goes for a piss.

 

[ButterTart]

I thought it was the laddie from the Foals at first.

Oh shit, I see that!

 

[octophone]

The synth sax is hurting my ears.

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’ve a feeling she’s not a natural blonde.

 

[octophone]

I wonder if she ever gets her hair caught in her knickers when she goes for a piss.

It wouldn't like to hold all that back while she's sick...

 

[ButterTart]

I wonder if she ever gets her hair caught in her knickers when she goes for a piss.

She uses it like a paper towel dispenser to wipe. Environmentally friendly and all that.

 

[octophone]

She uses it like a paper towel dispenser to wipe. Environmentally friendly and all that.

EWWWWWWWWWWW

 

[octophone]

Well, on first pass, I think the second batch has more for me but it's early days.

 

[Kate]

Well that's this known as the Piss Hair Song from now on then.

 

[ButterTart]

I’ve a feeling she’s not a natural blonde.

I think she needed the most striking, feminine wig she could find in order to downplay the Geoff Capes resemblance.

 

[Kate]

Alright. Thanks BT Shall we reconvene in the Semi 2 thread at 3:30?

 

[octophone]

Aye, cheers @ButterTart!

 

[BoysForSeles]

Thks BT, some really good tracks there, some which will grow and one or two dreadful (to my ears). I think I’ll grab a siesta now but might pop in to gala 2.

 

[straightorbroken]

Major throbbing I Could Never Be Your Woman vibes off Rafor and Ahuna.

 

[straightorbroken]

I still maintain that Jannabi is a bold stroke. Stroking myself to it right now actually.

 

[straightorbroken]

O.S.T.E.O.P.O.R.O.S.I.S PILATES is still carrying heat 1 off with a stretcher