Contrary to my better instincts, I've come to the conclusion that this utterly ridiculous, wholly overstated carry-on is quite the SENSATIONAL THRILL and certainly one of Herr Whoops-Here-Comes-Tarmac's greater efforts
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- but the eyes of truth opening to observe the sordid nature of it all to the accompaniment of a very sexy squeak at 0:16 is a current favourite 
), but when he wears the thick-rimmed glasses here he is DELECTABLE.