Beyoncé - act i: RENAISSANCE (1 Viewer)

[Calico Moonchild]

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[Christian]

I am SHOCKED and APPALLED

 

[Christian]

Even Dangerously In Love is better than Sasha Fierce. Yes, it’s THAT BAD.

 

[K.C.]

I still love Diva

 

[Christian]

NO

 

[Calico Moonchild]

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[Pipo]

Even Dangerously In Love is better than Sasha Fierce. Yes, it’s THAT BAD.

I wouldn't go THAT FAR! The DIL singles alone outweigh the bad stuff, unlike Sasha Fierce. I know the former has Song for Daddy and that awful Virgo song, but still.

 

[Pipo]

@Calico Moonchild are you ready?

 

[Christian]

Come through Bey! Give us another tuneless BANGER

 

[Christian]

I’m actually excited about this, whether it’s a gay baiting house smash, or an alienating no tune drone.

 

[K.C.]

Pretty sure the gays have a one way relationship with Beyonce?

Let's go Yawnce!

 

[Loufoque]

I'm ready

9
4
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B DAY

 

[Jark]

omg. can't wait to be disappointed the moment I wake up tomorrow.

 

[SDF]

Lemonade is BY FAR her best album, the artistry! I can't EVEN.

 

[Calico Moonchild]

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[Pipo]

after the last 5 years, aren't WE ALL?

*turns out to be a clap-trap mumble fest*

 

[straightorbroken]

I'll never get over how beyond BEYONCÉ is. It was her eclipse. Jealous, Mine, Drunk In Love, Haunted and Partition all exist in another realm of pop. SLAP MÉ

 

[Christian]

Lemonade is BY FAR her best album, the artistry! I can't EVEN.

It's exquisite.

ALL NIGHT LOOO-OOOO-OOONG

 

[Christian]

ENIGMA POPSTAR IS FUN

Come on BEY, throw us a complete CURVEBALL

 

[Christian]

Maybe I dug out ARTPOP today for reasons I don't yet understand.

It's a SIGN. Bey's POPPERS UP POP RESURGENCE is COMING!

 

[Kratz]

Maybe I dug out ARTPOP today for reasons I don't yet understand.

Were you off to a car boot?

 

[dUb]

I'm ready for this

I'm just a soul, ma'am

 

[Christian]

Were you off to a car boot?

AS IF there's a physical copy of ARTPOP left in my house

 

[Kratz]

AS IF there's a physical copy of ARTPOP left in my house

Anybody’s house!

 

[Christian]

Anybody’s house!

I bet even GAGS has given all her copies to the house clerarance people!

 

[Rita]

@Calico Moonchild are you ready?

I have literally never looked forward to something in SO LONG, and it sounds like it isn’t going to be the BORING DIRGE of Lemonade. We are all allowed one misstep.

 

[K.C.]

I can't wait to see what she didn't write and what she didn't choreograph!

 

[OutSynk]

omg. can't wait to be disappointed the moment I wake up tomorrow.

Can't be disappointed if you're expecting nothing in the first place.

 

[Loufoque]

My buss is bawping to Formation in heady anticipation this muggy Monday evening

Always stay gracious
Best revenge is your paper

 

[Loufoque]

And yes, Lemonade was that bish

09 Pray You Catch Me
09 Hold Up
10 Don't Hurt Yourself
10 Sorry
10 6 Inch
10 Daddy Lessons
09 Love Drought
06 Sandcastles
07 Forward
10 Freedom
10 All Night
11 Formation

 

[Loufoque]

OMG my noisy Bey banger playlist accidentally segued into the Freemasons Mix of Déjà Vu and I feel like a malnourished twink sipping sassily on a drink on Old Compton Street all over again

The gays need to be fed, Bey

 

[Loufoque]

OMG my noisy Bey banger playlist accidentally segued into the Freemasons Mix of Déjà Vu and I feel like a malnourished twink sipping sassily on a drink on Old Compton Street all over again

The gays need to be fed, Bey

 

[Loufoque]

Why do I always forget that Beautiful Liar is such an undercover cultural appropriative bop?

 

[K.C.]

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[Christian]

Imagine if she kicks out an A GRADE BANGER that we all LOVE

OH WELL, it's nice to dream. I guess she isn't KYLIE

 

[OutSynk]

I don’t think we’ll be getting another SWEET DREAMS

Would love another Sweet Dreams

Well The-DREAM is involved.

 

[RJN]

Diva slander in this thread

 

[RJN]

Diva is the female version of a hustler. Also the gay version

 

[Christian]

Diva is the female version of a hustler. Also the gay version

It's a terrible song.

And that's THAT on THAT.

 

[K.C.]

It's a terrible song.

And that's THAT on THAT.