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Is there much damage to the car?
It was very scary, although maybe more scary pulling up in the middle of the motorway with cars everywhere.Oh no Rachey, hope you're both ok, that must have been scary![]()

The whole passenger side panel and door need replacing Mandy thinks, and the wing mirror. It doesn't look too awful from my point of view but I don't know much about cars.Is there much damage to the car?
Google maps suggests using a catapult.How much time does it take for the ferry ride from the mainland UK to the island?
Car ferry is between 40 - 60 minutes. Passenger is 20 ish.How much time does it take for the ferry ride from the mainland UK to the island?
It might be an easier optionGoogle maps suggests using a catapult.

I know rightThat’s the last thing you need after having your back doors smashed in by a Romanian trucker![]()

I saw a Seagull murder a pigeon in London not long ago. Pecked the poor cunt to death right in front of us.Forgot to say saw a seagull today with a PIGEON in its mouth, horrifying.
Seagulls are mean. And ridiculously noisy.I saw a Seagull murder a pigeon in London not long ago. Pecked the poor cunt to death right in front of us.
Forgot to say saw a seagull today with a PIGEON in its mouth, horrifying.

Mandys just tested positive for covid. After 2 years it finally got her. If I don't catch it then I'm convinced I'm immune and my body should go for medical research.

I know. The silver lining is she's sleeping on the sofa so I get the bed to myselfOh dear, what an end to your day![]()

The second clue to societal collapse currently is everythingI don't want to alarm anybody but savage seagulls feasting on their fellow birds definitely seems like the kind of thing that portends societal collapse in a Shakespeare play.
Some things never change, eh?I know. The silver lining is she's sleeping on the sofa so I get the bed to myself![]()
