UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny) (1 Viewer)

[lolly]

 

[big ron]

The fucking MEMES. I've got the giggles.

 

[jivafox]

 

[lolly]

 

[win_the_game]

 

[octophone]

Given that I'm currently deciding whether to wait up or not, this is not the tweet I wanted to see.

 

[jivafox]

Has he even got enough ministers to run the country

 

[Kate]

Nadz slinking off home to have a crywank.

 

[Lucille]

If he insists on staying then I’m going to need him to go full SCORCHED EARTH.

 

[Kratz]

What are the odds he calls a General Election?

 

[GNL]

Imagine he calls an election and THEN Keir goes to prison for his beer crimes

 

[Kratz]

Imagine he calls an election and THEN Keir goes to prison for his beer crimes

The very real possibility of PM Thornberry may emerge

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The very real possibility of PM Thornberry may emerge

Can I live in this timeline please?

 

[octophone]

He's not going tonight, is he?

 

[Loufoque]

The very real possibility of PM Thornberry may emerge

Yassss. Speak this into existence.

She would eyeroll the UK back into the single market and hopefully send white van men to reeducation camps to deBrexify them.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

He's not going tonight, is he?

No and I think she'll still be here next week as well to be honest.

 

[lolly]

 

[Kate]

I missed that

The attractive Scottish reporter is on now though

 

[Madison]

Finally, another Cabinet member gone:

 

[lolly]

One just for @octophone

 

[Madison]

Finally, another Cabinet member gone:

BBC has deleted the tweet saying Northern Ireland Secretary had resigned.

 

[octophone]

One just for @octophone

There was one that said "If it's me and Nadine Dorries on bongos, it's the Government" but I figured the reference would be lost on most of Moopy.

 

[Soldi]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Why are we stuck on 39 resignations
We need to reach 40 so we can top up the shart

 

[win_the_game]

BBC reporting Michael Gove has been sacked.

 

[Phoenix]

Is he in a position to sack anyone? Soon he won’t have anyone.

 

[GNL]

BBC reporting Michael Gove has been sacked.

Who's going to do all the work NOW?

 

[ButterTart]

Gove SACKED

Today is the gift that just keeps giving.

 

[ButterTart]

Another resignation incoming too

 

[Madison]

?!!!!

 

[Soldi]

For god sakes what a cunt

 

[big ron]

What a beautiful mess

 

[win_the_game]

Ministers being SACKED I did not see coming

 

[Cerro de Casa]

BBC reporting Michael Gove has been sacked.

As I said he's a cornered animal and he will lash out.
There is no rhyme or reason anymore.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

What a beautiful mess

I'd prefer this sort of pretty mess to be honest but HEY HO

 

[jivafox]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I didn't know how this could get even juicer, but here we are

 

[Indie]

Boris Johnson is a man who threw a handful of Tory MPs out of the party for not supporting his Brexit bill.

OF COURSE he's also a man who will start throwing out anyone who questions him today.

 

[Apoca]

The case is closed he won't NEGOTIATE WITH GOVE