UK: The Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson years - problematic + infected + broke the law + electoral poison + sneks + not very good + OVER (funny)

[VoR]

I hope this goes on FOREVER

The right-wing papers seem to be backing Boris, which will surely only embolden him.

 

[cwej]

Suella Braverman on Peston just said she would put herself forward for leader when the contest opens

SUELLA FOR PM!!

 

[cwej]

In fairness to her, she is able to construct full sentences without umming and aaahing and blustering every 2 seconds, WHICH IS AN UPGRADE.

 

[cwej]

HOW is he still there and WHY did these fucking dickheads not just get rid of him a month ago when they last were able to? They are such a bunch of game-playing fuckwits.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Has she gone yet

 

[funky]

"the mandate from 14m voters"

FUCK
OFF

 

[funky]

It's like Boris sends them a script what to say in their "newspaper"

Actually it's not like that, it is that. That's exactly what happens.

 

[VoR]

 

[lolly]

 

[Diddy]

Newsnight just played a stripped back version of Bittersweet Symphony over a roll call of resigned MPs like it was an Oscars in Memoriam segment. CAMP

Omg this WAS like the end of Cruel Intentions !

 

[Sheena]

I am dying, DYING at the nerve of SUELLA to think she stands a fucking REMOTE CHANCE IN HELL of winning a leadership contest. @VoR is right- she is absolutely as thick as pigshit and entirely more useless than Dorries.

Well, unless they want another sacrificial lamb because no one decent thinks they stand a chance of an election win and doesn’t want to sacrifice their career, that is…

BRING IT ON!

 

[Sheena]

Still dignified silence from PENPEN, I notice.

 

[Diddy]

Still dignified silence from PENPEN, I notice.

Hasn’t she been posting in this thread recently?

 

[Sheena]

And we’re off…

 

[big ron]

Wonder if the mad cunt will call a GE today then? This cant drag on surely?!

 

[Sheena]

Wonder if the mad cunt will call a GE today then? This cant drag on surely?!

I really hope he does!

And for OUR GLORIOUS LEADER SUELLA to start a leadership campaign for NO APPARENT REASON please.

 

[Madison]

I don’t think the Queen would grant a general election request.

 

[Lucille]

Not even for the LOLs?

 

[Suomi]

This is all very Trump now. SAD!

 

[Lucille]

LOCK HIM UP!

 

[Madison]

Sue Ellen has unilaterally put herself forward to do the Today programme

Still not fired!

She hasn’t even spoken to Johnson!

 

[Jark]

This is all very Trump now. SAD!

who could've guessed?

 

[GNL]

I don’t think the Queen would grant a general election request.

I think she should MIND HER OWN BUSINESS.

 

[Lucille]

At least people WANTED Trump to stay in power, who’s ASKING FOR THIS?!!

 

[Diddy]

Still dignified silence from PENPEN, I notice.

I guess by the reactions you all thought I was joking who is PENPEN?

 

[Madison]

I guess by the reactions you all thought I was joking who is PENPEN?

Mourdant

 

[Lucille]

Not them expanding the Y-axis

 

[dmlaw]

I guess by the reactions you all thought I was joking who is PENPEN?

Penny Mordaunt. Trade Minister, swimsuit filler-outer and inexplicably bookie’s favourite to be the next Prime Minister.

 

[Diddy]

Mourdant

OH!

I still think she sounds like a Victorian villainess.

@Penelope i mean

 

[Sheena]

Our own PENPEN is rarely silent for LONG

 

[COB]

I think the Queen should loosen up a bit. She should get some tattoos, also!

 

[Calico Moonchild]

.

 

[GNL]

The ropey MP for my hometown got promoted to the vacant whip role that kicked this all off, and appears to be one of about 3 MPs not to resign. What a LOSER.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Breaking news: Hancock rules himself out of leadership contest.

Good to know.

 

[Ellie]

Amazing!

 

[Rita]

Theresa May could return as CARETAKER PRIME MINISTER if Boris quits. This really is the gift that keeps giving.

 

[win_the_game]

Wonder if the mad cunt will call a GE today then? This cant drag on surely?!

 

[Madison]

A non-resignation letter from Nadhim Zadawi.

Hark at him using the Treasury header.

 

[GNL]

SNAKE

 

[lolly]

I wish I had a Z in my name, for glamorous signature purposes.