Jesy Nelson's solo career - BOYZ ft. Nicki Minaj out now + not very good + problematic + DROPPED + now white + preggers + reality show

[Raining on Me]

Still wondering whether to vote "I think this whole thing will do really well"

 

[Suomi]

this poor woman

 

[rhythmbandit]

I wonder if she's low-rent enough to do Dancing on Ice next year.

 

[Kratz]

I wonder if she's low-rent enough to do Dancing on Ice next year.

How would she be introduced?

 

[Apoca]

How would she be introduced?

Hopefully not "Romford's answer to Surya Bonaly, Jesy Nelson."

 

[Kratz]

UK BADDIE is all we have

 

[supermassive]

She could do Strictly this year.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

She'd love the tanning

 

[ButterTart]

How would she be introduced?

‘Ebony cupboard Jesy Nelson’
‘Fifth most talented member of Little Mix; Jesy Nelson’
‘Commemorative spoon of Rachel Dolezal; Jesy Nelson’

 

[Apoca]

Just a nice tan.

 

[Pipo]

She's going to stain that nice sofa (with her AWFUL spray tan)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's going to stain that nice sofa.

IBS is rough.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Just a nice tan.

I see she's committed to following in the footsteps of her MUSE, TRISHA PAYTAS

she'll be declaring herself to be a chicken nugget in a few months, watch this space.

 

[Pipo]

She's come a long way now

 

[Alla]

Category is... Jesssy Nelson.

 

[Kratz]

Just a nice tan.

She could have at least moved the remnants of her Happy Meal

 

[Pipo]

She could have at least moved the remnants of her Happy Meal

Is this better?

 

[supermassive]

Does Jesy Nelson have a favourite book, film, what makes her laugh or cry. It feels like Jesy Nelson is vessel for that curly wig.

 

[Kratz]

Does Jesy Nelson have a favourite book, film, what makes her laugh or cry. It feels like Jesy Nelson is vessel for that curly wig.

A more astute analysis of this individual we shall not see the like

 

[Suomi]

I don’t understand her approach cos if I got dropped I would just post loads of pics of me crying

 

[Kratz]

I don’t understand her approach cos if I got dropped I would just post loads of pics of me crying

Dry those eyes and get back in that studio!

And she didn’t get dropped!

 

[Penelope]

I don’t understand her approach cos if I got dropped I would just post loads of pics of me crying

Thank god you've still got that five album deal

 

[Kratz]

Thank god you've still got that five album deal

I heard it is the same five albam deal Molly Smitten Downes signed

 

[Suomi]

Hi guys


Just want to confirm that I do not have a 5 album deal (anymore)

 

[Voodoo]

Jesy has removed everything from her Instagram, including the BOYZ link.

 

[Lucille]

Maybe she’s rebranding herself as KOREAN?!

 

[funky]

Is it possible to love/hate a thread in equal measure

 

[rhythmbandit]

She has 9 million followers?!

 

[RJN]

Jesy has removed everything from her Instagram, including the BOYZ link.

It'll never be a sleeper hit now

 

[Alla]

I hope she's back with a new identity. And race.

 

[Penelope]

Can we get rid of the ridiculous thread title (or at least shorten it to 'Jesy Nelson's solo career - DROPPED')? Why on earth is 'infected' in there?

 

[COB]

She was infected! (At one point)

 

[Penelope]

I suppose my point is 'And? Who wasn't?'. It just feels quite distasteful as a descriptor for anyone really, let alone in a series of things that are very obviously being said as negatives.

 

[Berly]

Penelope have you been on Moopy before?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Was the accusation not that the COVID was conveniently timed specifically?

 

[funky]

I don't see it as distasteful. That title is a summary of her singles career. In chronological order. If she ever decides to write a book, I hope she gets permission from moopy because we wrote it first.

 

[Suomi]

Oh Penelope don’t even try and be sanne salomonsen and take the higher ground

 

[GNL]

She should cover this sadly forgotten classic.



I feel like our world's been infected + broke the girl code + unimpressed label + dropped

 

[Pipo]

At least she wasn't a SUPER spreader.

 

[funky]

At least she wasn't a SUPER spreader.

Give it time. She's on a roll.