ASFM Iguanavision II - the RESULTS!

[Music]

@Rita

 

[Tisch]

Who wants a 3/4 way through TABLE?

Honestly, no, but I feel like we're getting it

 

[COB]

Who wants a 3/4 way through TABLE?

Me please mum!

 

[Iguana]

	POSTER	AVATAR	ARTIST	SONG	TOTAL
1	Iguana	Queen of the Bay	Moonchild Sanelly & Sad Night Dynamite	Demon	167
2	straightorbroken	Bertrada of Laon	Helene Fischer	Atemlos durch die Nacht	153
3	BoysForSeles	50ft Queenie	Dum Dum Girls	Bedroom Eyes	114
4	Kratz	Nine Day Queen / Messy Bitch - Lady Jane Grey	Shy'm	Elle Danse Encore	114
5	GNL	Brian May	Allison Ponthier	Hollywood Forever Cemetery	109
6	Ag	Queen of Denmark, Margaret II, exiting a supermarket while smoking a cigarette, drinking from a juice box and holding a hotdog	Pandora	Don't You Know	102
7	OutSynk	Scarlet Witch	Exotica	Une miss s'immisce	101
8	Alex	Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries	Lake Malawi, We are Domi	High-Speed Kissing	99
9	RaspberrySwirl	Cleopatra	Sega Bodega feat. Arca	Cicada	97
10	HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid	Queen Beryl of the Negaverse	Vision Talk	Dina Tanker	94
11	Kalabaliken	Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan	Lorella Cuccarini	La notte vola	89
12	Pingu	The Queen’s Nose: Harmony’s Return	Amanda Tenfjord	All In	88
13	Ill Advised	Queen of Jordan	Strabe	Magic	86
14	Suomi	BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI	Vicious Pink	Cccan’t You See	85
15	Rita	Rabid Fan confuses K Lo with J Lo	Wet Leg	Chaise Longue	84
16	funky	Queen Latifah	Diamond Cafe	The Way You Used To Love Me	81
17	Suedey	Queen Of Pain	Zeigeist	Tar Heart	77
18	Apoca	Caucasus Dynasty	Iveta Mukuchyan	Hayastani Axjikner	71
19	SystemAddict	Ina Garten	Kiwi & Tess	Give Your Heart	65
20	Queen of the Bay	Helena Palaiologina, Queen of Cyprus and Armenia, titular Queen consort of Jerusalem, and Princess of Antioch	Elena Tsagrinou	Mykonos & Santorini	64
21	ButterTart	Sindel	Elderbrook	Broken Mirror	64
22	Raining On Me	Ellen Ripley	Bokka	A Spell	62
23	Tisch	Venus D-Lite	Hi Fashion	I'm Not Madonna	61
24	Soldi	Basil	Fedez, Tananai, Mara Sattei	La dolce vita	58
25	David 5000	Queen of puddings	Drew Sycamore	45 Fahrenheit Girl	57
26	Haiku	Lisa Simpson - Lizard Queen	Tara Kemp	Hold You Tight	55
27	Phoenix	Selene, Black Queen of the Hellfire Club	Yola	Dancing Away in Tears	55
28	dmlaw	Emma Frost	Halflives	Victim	49
29	Music	Queen of Sheba	Havana Brown	Warrior	49
30	Alla	Lady Penelope	Marianas Trench	Rhythm of Your Heart	45
31	Indie	Countess Géraldine Margit Virginia Olga Mária Apponyi de Nagy-Appony, Queen of the Albanians	Queenadreena	Cold Fish	40
32	dUb	Queen of the Swallows	The Shindellas	Feeling The Pain	38
33	rhythmbandit	Queen Clarisse Renaldi	Anderson East	Falling	38
34	Berly	Queens, NYC	TOKiMONSTA	I Wish I Could	36
35	wildchild	Legendtina	Kikka	Mä Haluun Viihdyttää	34
36	Kate	Queenie	Gabriels	One and Only	34
37	Diddy	Borg Queen	Denki Groove	Shangri-La	30
38	jyxz	Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy	Locomia	Locomia	20
39	COB	Empress Shōken	La Roux	Damaged Goods (Wuh Oh Remix)	13
40	ZenGiraffe	Emily Thornberry	Kika Boom	TAQUEI	12

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oooh back in the top 10.

 

[RS]

Slowly slipping down

 

[Kratz]

Slowly slipping down

Enough about your knickers

 

[Raining on Me]

I've just clocked Dum Dum Girls are THIRD

 

[Suomi]

I am shocked that @ButterTart isn’t challenging for the win

 

[ButterTart]

I know I gave Atlemos high marks but I feel like the contest is on a slippery slope if it actually wins.

 

[RS]

Enough about your knickers

You have that effect on me babe

 

[Iguana]

The wine is going to my head so I better get on with it

 

[Raining on Me]

Meanwhile outside the top 20? This isn't my territory, what the fuck is this WITCHCRAFT

 

[ButterTart]

I am shocked that @ButterTart isn’t challenging for the win

SECONDED

 

[straightorbroken]

I know I gave Atlemos high marks but I feel like the contest is on a slippery slope if it actually wins.

I'm happy to finally give this song the big break it deserves.

 

[Iguana]

I have literally never heard Atlmos before, I'm not sure it's as famous as some of you believe it is

But then I also hadn't heard Wet Leg.

 

[dmlaw]

I know I gave Atlemos high marks but I feel like the contest is on a slippery slope if it actually wins.

That ship sailed when Ultra Nate won Covervision 2.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I know I gave Atlemos high marks but I feel like the contest is on a slippery slope if it actually wins.

I voted for Wet Leg because although it's well out there, it's nowhere near as well established as Atemlos and just more in the spirit of things.

 

[Raining on Me]

I've just clocked Dum Dum Girls are THIRD

Which I nearly gave points and quite like I might add, but didn't expect it to score so well

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Isn't Atemlos the biggest song EVER in Germany?

 

[Suomi]

I have literally never heard Atlmos before, I'm not sure it's as famous as some of you believe it is

It’s the Charlotte Perrelli version only for me

 

[ButterTart]

That ship sailed when Ultra Nate won Covervision 2.

We broke something beautiful and now we’re reaping what we sow

 

[ButterTart]

It’s the Charlotte Perrelli version only for me

Isn’t one of the lyrics to this ‘Eric Saade can go home’?

 

[Iguana]

I don't know
How to write
A haiku.

@Haiku

31/40

20. Jetsun Pema - The Druk Gyaltsuen (lit. Dragon Queen) - Queen consort of the Kingdom of Bhutan - Lorella Cuccarini - La notte vola - Kalabaliken

15. Queen of Denmark, Margaret II, exiting a supermarket while smoking a cigarette, drinking from a juice box and holding a hotdog - Pandora - Don’t You Know - Ag

12. Nine Day Queen / Messy Bitch - Lady Jane Grey - Shy'm - Elle Danse Encore - Kratz

10. Queen of the Swallows - The Shindellas - Feeling The Pain - dub

08. Legendtina - Kikka - Mä Haluun Viihdyttää - wildchild

07. BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI - Vicious Pink - Cccan’t You See - Suomi

06. Helena Palaiologina, Queen of Cyprus and Armenia, titular Queen consort of Jerusalem, and Princess of Antioch - Elena Tsagrinou - Mykonos & Santorini - Queen of the Bay

05. Ina Garten - Kiwi & Tess - Give Your Heart - SystemAddict

04. Lady Penelope - Marianas Trench - Rhythm of Your Heart - Alla

03. Bertrada of Laon - Helene Fischer - Atemlos durch die Nacht - straightorbroken

02. Borg Queen - Denki Groove - Shangri-La - Diddy

01. Basil - Fedez, Tananai, Mara Sattei - La dolce vita - Soldi

 

[Raining on Me]

I have literally never heard Atlmos before, I'm not sure it's as famous as some of you believe it is

But then I also hadn't heard Wet Leg.

Me neither and I'm glad ASFM brought it to my attention

Atlmos I mean, not WET DREGS

 

[Tisch]

The like was for the haiku, not for those votes

It's been a WHILE @Iguana, it's not like I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Shit, I'm up to third!

 

[Apoca]

He apparently HATES ME (well apart from voting for me)! It's:

@Apoca

Never, eternally grateful to you for running this delightful event.

The wine is going to my head so I better get on with it

That’s not the wine, that’s the remorse knowing he staged a fake contest, setting innocent people up to fail, how naive does he think we a-

Oh.

 

[dmlaw]

I think the people who had never heard Atemlos really need to be signed up to a course on Remedial Homosexuality.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Shit, I'm up to third!

Maybe.

 

[RS]

Wtf is Atlemos

 

[Suomi]

Isn’t one of the lyrics to this ‘Eric Saade can go home’?

Yes That and “Love Love, Peace Peace” are the makings of a great schlager musical

 

[Iguana]

He's got the rhythm. He's a bandit. He's...

@rhythmbandit

32/40

20 Caucasus Dynasty - Iveta Mukuchyan - Hayastani Axjikner - Apoca

15 Cleopatra - Sega Bodega feat. Arca - Cicada - RaspberrySwirl

12 Lisa Simpson - Lizard Queen - Tara Kemp - Hold You Tight - Haiku

10 Barbarella, Queen of the Galaxy - Locomia - Locomia - jyxz

8 Venus D-Lite - Hi Fashion - I’m Not Madonna - Tisch

7 Sindel - Elderbrook - Broken Mirror - ButterTart

6 50ft Queenie - Dum Dum Girls - Bedroom Eyes - BoysForSeles

5 Helena Palaiologina, Queen of Cyprus and Armenia, titular Queen consort of Jerusalem, and Princess of Antioch - Elena Tsagrinou - Mykonos & Santorini - Queen of the Bay

4 BOUDICCA, QUEEN OF THE ICENI - Vicious Pink - Cccan’t You See - Suomi

3 Basil - Fedez, Tananai, Mara Sattei - La dolce vita - Soldi

2 The Queen’s Nose: Harmony’s Return - Amanda Tenfjord - All In - Pingu

1 Queen of fiction: Nadine Dorries - Lake Malawi, We are Domi - High-Speed Kissing - Alex

 

[RS]

Thank you, maybe now I can stay top 10!

 

[straightorbroken]

Wtf is Atlemos

The feeling when you read one of my DMs.

 

[Tisch]

It's been a WHILE @Iguana, it's not like I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE

Okay thanks

 

[Iguana]

If we really want to talk about famous songs/artists being entered into ASFM, don't even get me started on MUNA

 

[Tisch]

If we really want to talk about famous songs/artists being entered into ASFM, don't even get me started on MUNA

She STARTED ALL THIS

 

[GNL]

Isn't Atemlos the biggest song EVER in Germany?

No that's the David Hasselhoff cover of 99 Luftballons.

 

[Apoca]

Isn't Atemlos the biggest song EVER in Germany?

It’s UP THERE. Definitely the biggest of the past decade.