Sunday is tired of waiting on you

[Diddy]

Has @Diddy impregnated a woman yet?

No I thought I did but it was only @Lucille

 

[Lucille]

I was walking down the street earlier and heard someone say ‘THERE SHE IS’ and I turned around

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I was walking down the street earlier and heard someone say ‘THERE SHE IS’ and I turned around

Was it you?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I was walking down the street earlier and heard someone say ‘LOOK IT'S ROSE WEST EATING OUT OF A BIN’ and I turned around

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[RJN]

A few years ago, I was going for a run, down the street, and a random man came over and went out of his way to spit on me

 

[Lucille]

WHAT

 

[Lucille]

Was he hot at least?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A few years ago, I was going for a run, down the street, and a random man came over and went out of his way to spit on me

Did you open your hole for him?

 

[Rita]

A few years ago, I was going for a run, down the street, and a random man came over and went out of his way to spit on me

I would have SLAPPED HIM SILLY.

 

[RJN]

Was he hot at least?

No! So not even worth it

 

[RJN]

Did you open your hole for him?

I would have SLAPPED HIM SILLY.

Next time I’ll do bith

 

[RJN]

I fear this phrase won’t translate, but he hawked a loogie on me

 

[AlgoAlex]

I fear this phrase won’t translate, but he hawked a loogie on me

I understand approximately half of that sentence ?!

 

[RJN]

I understand approximately half of that sentence ?!

He coughed up phlegm and spit it on me. It was disgusting

 

[AlgoAlex]

He coughed up phlegm and spit it on me. It was disgusting

Okay I think ignorance was bliss here

 

[Tisch]

I fear this phrase won’t translate, but he hawked a loogie on me

Kylie's won a logie before! I imagine that hurt @RJN

 

[RJN]

And that random man? Danii Minogue

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It really is...

 

[Rita]

Anyone else getting mega thunder and lightning? It’s quite scary.

 

[Lucille]

It’s due here tomorrow I can’t WAIT.

 

[Lucille]

Actually can’t remember the last time it properly rained here.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A few rumbles in the distance, but no rain and lighting for me. I am most disappointed, I wanted dramatic storms outside.

 

[Rita]

It’s due here tomorrow I can’t WAIT.

It is pitch black here with the only light from outside coming from bolts of lightning and the thunder is deafening. I live in the middle of nowhere so no street lights or anyone around close by. Can get quite eerie.

 

[Rita]

A few rumbles in the distance, but no rain and lighting for me. I am most disappointed, I wanted dramatic storms outside.

It could possibly be heading your way.

 

[Star]

Actually can’t remember the last time it properly rained here.

Same here, I think it's been well over a month

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Perspiring.

Send air con.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Same here, I think it's been well over a month

End of June.

 

[Star]

End of June.

Feel sad for my garden