The Queen DEAD...Tired

[Kate]

It's 2022! Surely life will just pretty much trickle on, no?

I fucking hope so!

 

[RJN]

Ugh. We've just got back to normal after two years of SHIT. We don't need ALL FUN CANCELLED AGAIN

Sounds like time for a big Moopy event

 

[ButterTart]

Just can’t believe Truss murdered the queen

 

[Diddy]

I feel a bit sad really, it’s one of the last things about the UK that hasn’t changed and got worse recently

 

[ButterTart]

Sounds like time for a big Moopy event

ASFM: Speed Round II: Moopy in Mourning Edition

 

[Kate]

Sounds like time for a big Moopy event

Omg yes. The Queen is Dreaded Moopmeet

 

[Marina Salty]

I feel a bit sad really, it’s one of the last things about the UK that hasn’t changed and got worse recently

You've left Britain and look what you've caused, Brexit, Boris, Truss, and now this

 

[Kate]

Omg yes. The Queen is Dreaded Moopmeet

Subtitle: At least SOME QUEENS know how to LIVE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

ASFM: Speed Round II: Moopy in Mourning Edition

SURE WHY NOT!?

 

[Kratz]

I feel a bit sad really, it’s one of the last things about the UK that hasn’t changed and got worse recently

It’s an incredibly precipitous time for the UK to lose its head of state. You would be forgiven for thinking that everything bad was happening at once.

 

[octophone]

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And I live in Ibrox too

..and there's a new Lewis Capaldi single. Tough times around there...

 

[RJN]

Subtitle: At least SOME QUEENS know how to LIVE

Slay the competition (like Liz slayed Liz)

 

[Sheena]

Is the Queen's still warm dead body on the back of that truck?

 

[octophone]

Just can’t believe Truss murdered the queen

I can. Can't have any more than one Liz in a room at any one time.

 

[Kate]

Got a meeting now so relying on Moopy for NEWS

 

[GNL]

Poor @Tisch desperately photoshopping black ties onto ASFM graphics as we speak.

 

[funky]

Rumours that London Bridge has already been enacted

Probably just speculation at this point

 

[AlgoAlex]

I can. Can't have any more than one Liz in a room at any one time.

So she still believes what she said all those years back at the Lib Dem conference

 

[Madison]

I hope they cancel plenty. Life is so repetitive - I’m up for novelty (as long as it doesn’t end up lasting two years and killing 200,000.)

 

[Diddy]

I hope she clings on for another 5 years like a cantankerous TOSSER

 

[RS]

My thoughts and prayers are with you Britain!

 

[Diddy]

Can’t be draft in the Danish Ham Queen?

 

[RJN]

My thoughts and prayers are with you Britain!

On the contrary, if you all get a day of work, I’m going to be jealous and bitter

 

[Sheena]

"They're making the long journey up to Balmoral".

IT AIN'T AS IF THEY'RE STUCK ON THE M1, NICK

 

[ZenGiraffe]

On the contrary, if you all get a day of work, I’m going to be jealous and bitter

We should start a thread showing all the fun things we're doing with our bonus day off

 

[ButterTart]

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..and there's a new Lewis Capaldi single. Tough times around there...

Calvin Harris ft. Ed Sheeran to team up with Elton John on a new version of Candle In the Wind. Since we’re in Elton’s interesting diction era, it will officially be titled Crembel Indur Wermbd

 

[VoR]

On the plus side, Sam Ryder’s been signed up to sing at the funeral.

 

[Ellie]

Hang on until Eurovision 2023 ma’am

 

[Sheena]

Why are they BANGING ON about whether the mobility issues have been a smokescreen for something else?

SHE'S ABOUT THREE HUNDRED YEARS OLD

 

[Sheena]

God this kind of interminable TWADDLE annoys me...

(OBVS, not turning over though )

 

[Mike(y) W]

Calvin Harris ft. Ed Sheeran to team up with Elton John on a new version of Candle In the Wind. Since we’re in Elton’s interesting diction era, it will officially be titled Crembel Indur Wermbd

Thank you for making me laugh out loud at this ridiculous time, when I'm watching history unfold, blinking back tears and now laughing hysterically.

 

[Mats]

Can’t be draft in the Danish Ham Queen?

 

[Soldi]

Hang on until Eurovision 2023 ma’am

At least there’ll not be a chance of her popping her clogs halfway through a UK-hosted contest!

 

[RS]

On the contrary, if you all get a day of work, I’m going to be jealous and bitter

Normally yes but we have a deadline and I need all working time that remains.

 

[Madison]

This is what happens when you have your holiday home in darkest Aberdeenshire. She should have gone to the Mediterranean.

 

[Mike(y) W]

'Dancing Queen' for number one the week of the funeral...

 

[octophone]

We should start a thread showing all the fun things we're doing with our bonus day off

MOURNING








In a very specific way that involves alcohol and a lie in. We're all different.

 

[octophone]

NOW's the time for "Sandals In The Bin".

 

[Rita]

Is it possible she is already dead, and they are waiting for all the family to arrive before they announce it?

 

[VoR]

If she clings in for 3 days September 11 becomes a doubly accursed date.