Queen Elizabeth II DEAD

[FetchFugly]

King Charles the Third, if we can believe the PM.

I hope he changes his name now.

 

[funky]

At least it’s not Boris

Actually I agree with this

 

[win_the_game]

Considering they’ve been planning this for about a decade, the BBC coverage is REALLY boring

I think it's supposed to be under the plans. Media coverage is mandated to be sombre and as inoffensive as possible.

 

[Madison]

Regnal name:

 

[Rachey]

Does Liz Truss have any emotion for anything apart from cheese and pork?

 

[K.C.]

Listening to Liz Truss trying to sound emotional is like listening to radio static.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So he will be Charles III

 

[VoR]

Oh fuck off Truss

The PR boom she’s getting out of this, ugh

Surely this could not have come at a worse time for her!

First week on the job, there are widely circulated videos of her slagging off the monarchy, it’ll be ancient history by the next election and, lest we forget, SHE MAY HAVE KILLED HER!

 

[ButterTart]

King Charles III CONFIRMED

Queen Cammy the legless PRESUMED

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oldest ever new monarch.

 

[COB]

Any chance he'll start wearing big long poofy wigs?

 

[ButterTart]

Surely this could not have come at a worse time for her!

First week on the job, there are widely circulated videos of her slagging off the monarchy, it’ll be ancient history by the next election and, lest we forget, SHE MAY HAVE KILLED HER!

She didn't exactly come across as the paragon of warmth, either. They could have at least maced her on the way out to simulate human tears.

 

[VoR]

Boris would have made an absolute meal of this. He’ll be fuming.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Boris would have made an absolute meal of this. He’ll be fuming.

One bonus.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She didn't exactly come across as the paragon of warmth, either. They could have at least maced her on the way out to simulate human tears.

I think I just found her very reassuring.

 

[Eddie]

Boris would have made an absolute meal of this. He’ll be fuming.

Liz doing the God's work by holding on.

 

[funky]

Surely this could not have come at a worse time for her!

First week on the job, there are widely circulated videos of her slagging off the monarchy, it’ll be ancient history by the next election and, lest we forget, SHE MAY HAVE KILLED HER!

Oh never mind me then, carry on!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Queen met Truss and thought FUCK THIS.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Boris would have made an absolute meal of this. He’ll be fuming.

He still can if he's allowed to attend the funeral, one presumes he will.

 

[ButterTart]

I can't hear this guy talking about an audience with the Queen without mentally following it up with 'don't worry Len, they repeat those shows all the time'

 

[big ron]

What will change? The national anthem and money?

Postboxes!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[K.C.]

Poor brave Liz Truss. She looked devastated on that podium reading from Google.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

All BBC Radio is broadcasting the same news feed.

 

[Generic Account]

I assume the release of the next season will be put on hold for a while.

Livid if true

 

[Generic Account]

(Rip)

 

[Generic Account]

And the bank holiday falls on a Sunday so apparently no day off work

 

[Generic Account]

(Rip)

 

[big ron]

Regretting not announcing the death on facebook with QUEEN SLAYED YASS

 

[K.C.]

My friend in Mexico says people are celebrating

 

[Eddie]

Postboxes!

And practically EVERY item that bears the Queen's Royal warrant!

 

[Eddie]

Which is a lot.

 

[Madison]

Why does Germany have such rubbish internet connection? This is so frustrating.

 

[Rita]

Oh no. We are now going to have CHARLES MUG on stamps.

 

[win_the_game]

Huw Edwards is struggling to read that waffling statement from Boris Johnson.

"A contrast to the neat, elegant and sincere tribute that the Prime Minister made"

 

[ButterTart]

Fuck me, Johnson has written an essay.

 

[Eddie]

BOJO

 

[Rita]

GOD SAVE THE KING? No.

 

[dmlaw]

Huw Edwards is struggling to read that waffling statement from Boris Johnson.

"A contrast to the neat, elegant and sincere tribute that the Prime Minister made"

Of course the Prime Minister’s statement was better. She had someone to write it for her.

 

[Ellie]

OMG



*edit* Oh crap it’s fake.