Queen Elizabeth II DEAD

[COB]

They want to get a nice BIRO.

 

[Ellie]

They want to get a nice BIRO.

A good old Paper Mate Flexigrip should do the job.

 

[GNL]

Refreshing that he's bringing the monarchy in a new direction. We've had STOICISM for too long. Long live the grumpy old man.

 

[Lucille]

It does seem quite taxing signing over vast amounts of un-earned wealth.

 

[jyxz]

Or a Crayola crayon.

Burnt Sienna.

 

[Lucille]

Not literally taxing, he’s not PAYING ANY.

 

[Phoenix]

Camilla standing next him looking like the grim reaper in that getup.

 

[Rita]

Well she's back in England.

THANK THE LORD.

 

[Soldi]

He needs an array of NOVELTY PENS

 

[COB]

He needs an array of NOVELTY PENS

Pencil toppers and gonks optional!

 

[octophone]

Get him one of these...

 

[Lucille]

He needs a SLAP.

 

[Lucille]

Get him one of these...

This looks like something you’d find in Cloud’s ASS.

 

[octophone]

Refreshing that he's bringing the monarchy in a new direction. We've had STOICISM for too long. Long live the grumpy old man.

He's what England deserves - they're so bloody miserable now that they've got their Brexit, they really should have a cantankerous curmudgeon as head of state for a bit.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[octophone]

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[Rachey]

Get him one of these...

This would probably be very good for him and his swollen fingers.

 

[Rita]

This would probably be very good for him and his swollen fingers.

Cloud has swollen fingers?

 

[Lucille]

Cloud has swollen fingers?

They look like EMPANADAS.

 

[octophone]

God, imagine of the springs came loose...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Going on Amazon right now to send Charli 3 a nudey pen.

THE PANTS FALL RIGHT OFF!

 

[Rita]

In all fairness POOR QUEEN CONSORT CAMILLA must get her thrills SOMEWHERE as I am almost certain he is HUNG LIKE A BUDGIE

 

[Rachey]

In all fairness POOR QUEEN CONSORT CAMILLA must get her thrills SOMEWHERE as I am almost certain he is HUNG LIKE A BUDGIE

The fingers definitely make up for it. He would make a good lesbian.

 

[Lucille]

In all fairness POOR QUEEN CONSORT CAMILLA must get her thrills SOMEWHERE as I am almost certain he is HUNG LIKE A BUDGIE

In his defence he does have those MEATY DIGITS.

 

[Rita]

The fingers definitely make up for it. He would make a good lesbian.

Perhaps you and him could re enact THE SCISSOR SISTERS?

 

[Lucille]

Girls how many of Charlie’s SAUSAGE FINGERS, could you honestly slip up your HOOP? I think even 2 would give me the VAPOURS.

 

[Rachey]

Perhaps you and him could re enact THE SCISSOR SISTERS?

I'll tweet him!

 

[Lucille]

Getting a bit giddy at the thought of his SWOLLEN TALONS paying old PINKY a VISIT.

 

[octophone]

In all fairness POOR QUEEN CONSORT CAMILLA must get her thrills SOMEWHERE as I am almost certain he is HUNG LIKE A BUDGIE

Not accordingly to Popbitch. Apparently Chico III is either hung like a draught excluder or carries a lot of loose change in his right hand pocket...

 

[Rita]

Girls how many of Charlie’s SAUSAGE FINGERS, could you honestly slip up your HOOP? I think even 2 would give me the VAPOURS.

Darling PLEASE. My last husband had hands like SHOVELS.

 

[Rita]

Not accordingly to Popbitch. Apparently Chico III is either hung like a draught excluder or carries a lot of loose change in his right hand pocket...

He gets that from his 27 times great grandfather Henry VIII. Rumour has it he had the SAME KINKS in the bedroom.

 

[Lucille]

Darling PLEASE. My last husband had hands like SHOVELS.

Useful for SHOVELLING COAL one IMAGINES.

 

[Phoenix]

The fingers definitely make up for it. He would make a good lesbian.

Those fingers look squishy though, I’m no vagina expert but I would assume they need something hard.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He gets that from his 27 times great grandfather Henry VIII. Rumour has it he had the SAME KINKS in the bedroom.

To be fair who doesn't a TANTALISING QUIVER when abolishing papal authority?

 

[Rita]

Useful for SHOVELLING COAL one IMAGINES.

Coal? I know the new prime minister is a bad imitation but I must remind you we are not under THATCHER RULE.

 

[Star]

I am glad to hear Princess Anne was with her the last 24 hours. I was wondering if she'd had any family with her

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I am glad to hear Princess Anne was with her the last 24 hours. I was wondering if she'd had any family with her

She's wiv Di, Mags, Phill and Ma Liz.

 

[Sheena]

Vue Cinema is broadcasting the entire thing, for free, in cinemas. That'll be a nice get together for some.

They’re not fucking stupid! Looks like good publicity but actually they only make money on their food these days anyway, so they stand a chance of turning a profit!

#outofrespect

 

[Rita]

I am glad to hear Princess Anne was with her the last 24 hours. I was wondering if she'd had any family with her

I didn’t realise that. I thought it was Charles who was with her as he was the only one mentioned on the BBC coverage at the time. Does Anne live in Scotland?