Queen Elizabeth II DEAD

[LTZ]

UPDATED LEAGUE TABLE OF IMPORTANT WORLD EVENTS
1. Queenie's funeral
2. The Holocaust
3. Abolition of the slave trade
4. Take That release 'Patience' after decade-long hiatus
5. The dinosaurs go extinct
6. Roy Cropper stands in front of tanks in Tiananmen Square
7. Speed 2: Cruise Control premieres
8. The Max Headroom broadcast intrusion
9. The Spanish Inquisition
10. Jenny Powell replaces Carol Smillie on Wheel of Fortune

OUT:
Edward Jenner invents vaccination

I don’t want to be difficult in these already difficult times but Speed 2 : Cruise Control should be higher up

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So the King is hosting a drinks and nibbles party THE NIGHT BEFORE THE QUEENS FUNERAL.

Can't wait to see Jacinda and Dr Jill turning up tomorrow with smeared make up, one shoe between them and hair that Princess Anne would judge as needing conditioner.

 

[octophone]

So the King is hosting a drinks and nibbles party THE NIGHT BEFORE THE QUEENS FUNERAL.

Can't wait to see Jacinda and Dr Jill turning up tomorrow with smeared make up, one shoe between them and hair that Princess Anne would judge as needing conditioner.

Oh, I hope they make a night of it. A late one for a late one.

 

[octophone]

What?

 

[Lucille]

Sync watch?

 

[Suomi]

Sync watch?

Followed by Eurovision 19999, she loved that one

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Funeral PREVIEW now on BBC1.

Hope there's no major spoilers.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hope she survives. Won't be the same without her. xoxo

 

[AGinAg (37)]

ALL the big names. Waiting for a tribute from Rita Ora.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

For some reason they've brought out Michael Crawford.

Some mothers DO ave em.

 

[lolly]

 

[Star]

Well I had to find somewhere to ask I knew I wouldn't get the right answer on here

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SYNC SILENCE 8 MINUTES GIRLS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Four dreadful children

So excited

 

[octophone]

We've just learned she had "great rhythm" and they're showing her meeting Lady Gaga!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ssssh

 

[COB]

Fireworks have started here again

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Of course with iPlayer, we were 90 seconds behind.

DISRESPECTFUL

 

[octophone]

That was a botch.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That was a botch.

Where were the BONGS?

 

[octophone]

Where were the BONGS?

Exactly! That's what I was waiting for!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Heard Ar Di loved a bong.

Rip.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Exactly! That's what I was waiting for!

I ended up screaming out on the street "PRINCE ANDREW IS A SWEATY NONCE" because of that.

 

[octophone]

Coverage starting at 7:58 tomorrow. Sheesh.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's lucky Huw Edwards didn't launch into a sultry gem.

 

[octophone]

It's lucky Huw Edwards didn't launch into a sultry gem.

The poor sod has looked on the verge of tears for 9 days now. He must be knackered.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Huw Edwards dried up tear ducts (sad)

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

Followed by Eurovision 19999, she loved that one

I hear she was a MASSIVE FAN of the wailing Lithuanian woman

 

[octophone]

I'm watching the feed from her lying-in-state. Fascinating to see the variety of responses. Some people seem genuinely upset, someone blew her a kiss, a lot of people bowing (one chap with medals mouthed "Ma'am" as he did so, which I found oddly moving) and some people just shuffling on by. There's a surprising amount of children.

 

[funky]

There's a surprising amount of children.

A lovely day out that they’ll never forget.

 

[Bypass]

Maybe it's me having lived in a REPUBLIC for the last 3 and half years but the whole thing really is verging on bizarre.

 

[lolly]

I missed a National Moment Of Reflection?

What the fuck else have people been doing for the last 10 days?

 

[VoR]

By all means endure 11-20 hours of physical torment and intense boredom to gaze at a wooden box for 30 seconds if that’s your thing, but I genuinely think dragging children along should constitute a form of abuse.

 

[jyxz]

I missed a National Moment Of Reflection?

What the fuck else have people been doing for the last 10 days?

I was washing the dishes

 

[octophone]

I wonder if we'll ever know what she wore to bed?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I wonder if we'll ever know what she wore to bed?

Your mum

 

[lolly]

I was washing the dishes

Yes, but washing them mournfully, I hope

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I was singing I'M EVERY WOMAN at the top of my lungs in a bear bar during the silence.

It's what she would have wanted

 

[Bypass]

By all means endure 11-20 hours of physical torment and intense boredom to gaze at a wooden box for 30 seconds if that’s your thing, but I genuinely think dragging children along should constitute a form of abuse.

Or punishment

 

[Bypass]

I was singing I'M EVERY WOMAN at the top of my lungs in a bear bar during the silence.

It's what she would have wanted

We all process grief in our own way.