Monday has a 'dark aura'

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Well it does over here, a super-typhoon is scooting sensually and diagonally over the whole length of Japan. Not sure if it's actually any bigger than any other typhoons but it makes a clickable headline I suppose. Remember when we just used to just have full moons that were occasionally slightly different colours or sizes? Now it's all SUPER BLOOD MOON.

Anyway, morning Moopiez

I'm stuck inside for the rest of the day I guess because the typhoon's coming here next, but I'm sorting out my playlists in case I survive. I waited for 14 hours to post this morning thread, was it worth it? Please shuffle past my Hiroshima tour video if you don't want to watch the funeral
 
Clouds are dark and omnious here and it feels like something work related (or otherwise) is going to put me in a bad mood. So I definitely relate to topic title.
 
Morning Moopy.

It's beautiful here on the island, sunny but crisp. I shall spend the morning testing Heathcliffs wee, watching Queenies funeral and eating. Then Mandy and I are kayaking this afternoon.

We actually need to go to the shop as we've had a crazy busy week and we've totally run out of stock, but we've advertised as being closed and I can't be bothered talking to people.
 
It might be a bank holiday here but I’ve worked all day in the end and I’ve been slightly grumpy about it until I have FINALLY, after three months of waiting, been told I have been formally accepted as the translation supplier of a very large football association I can’t name and a contract will be coming this week.

WAHOO! :disco:
 
Last night, around 11pm, I was lay on my bed in the bitchcave playing the iPad and watching telly and the most enormous spider ran out from under my pillow. It was almost as big as the palm of my hand! It wasn't even a fatbody, thin-legs one, it was a massive hairy-Mary with fat long legs. I instantly reverted to a hysterical arachnophobe, shrieking, jumped up off the bed and flapping my arms around. Ran into our room where Mr F was on his way to see what the kerfuffle was so I told him in no uncertain terms that, as the man of the house, he must fulfill his spider-removal duties (possibly only dogs could have heard me by that time, my voice was ultrasonic). He came in, the bloody thing was still scuttling round the top of my bed and then it disappeared down the side of the bed. We searched for it for ten minutes and it was nowhere to be found so I had to sleep in our room last night.

He thought it was hilarious when I was eating my ham and tomato butties at dinner today and he got the green stalk from a tomato out of the food-recycling box and threw it towards me shouting "spider!".
 
Floppet said:
Last night, around 11pm, I was lay on my bed in the bitchcave playing the iPad and watching telly and the most enormous spider ran out from under my pillow. It was almost as big as the palm of my hand! It wasn't even a fatbody, thin-legs one, it was a massive hairy-Mary with fat long legs. I instantly reverted to a hysterical arachnophobe, shrieking, jumped up off the bed and flapping my arms around. Ran into our room where Mr F was on his way to see what the kerfuffle was so I told him in no uncertain terms that, as the man of the house, he must fulfill his spider-removal duties (possibly only dogs could have heard me by that time, my voice was ultrasonic). He came in, the bloody thing was still scuttling round the top of my bed and then it disappeared down the side of the bed. We searched for it for ten minutes and it was nowhere to be found so I had to sleep in our room last night.

He thought it was hilarious when I was eating my ham and tomato butties at dinner today and he got the green stalk from a tomato out of the food-recycling box and threw it towards me shouting "spider!".
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Be careful with spiders, don't remove them with bare hands.
 
So I fucked a 23 year old student earlier (and my neighbour was on the landing as I let him in and knew exactly what was about to happen), and we chilled for a bit afterwards and he made me feel ANCIENT. Talking about going out clubbing with all his classmates, hating his lecturer, and going on about celebrities I have absolutely no idea about.

JUST STICK ME ON A GUN CARRIAGE AND WHEEL ME TO WINDSOR ALREADY.
 
ZenGiraffe said:
So I fucked a 23 year old student earlier (and my neighbour was on the landing as I let him in and knew exactly what was about to happen), and we chilled for a bit afterwards and he made me feel ANCIENT. Talking about going out clubbing with all his classmates, hating his lecturer, and going on about celebrities I have absolutely no idea about.

JUST STICK ME ON A GUN CARRIAGE AND WHEEL ME TO WINDSOR ALREADY.
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Just you wait til they start opening Grindr conversations with “hello Daddy” ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
 
I, at the old age of 24, was called daddy by someone also 24. Gross
 
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