1999 UK Official Charts Number One Hits SURVIVOR (Round 5 - Vote to EVICT)

[Haiku Rewrites]

WE HAVE OUR TOP 10 SMASHES ACCORDING TO MOOPY!

Last round was definitely the closest one so far, there was only a 3 vote difference between 14th and 10th but Moopy has decided it wants la vida normal and is more into queens than kings (affirmed by the History Survivor)

Results:
11. B*Witched - Blame It on the Weatherman (27th March) - Round 4 (34.3%)
12. Five - Keep on Movin' (6th November) - Round 4 (31.4%)
12. Wamdue Project - King of My Castle (27th November) - Round 4 (31.4%)
14. Ricky Martin - Livin' la Vida Loca (17th July) - Round 4 (28.6%)
15. Vengaboys - We're Going to Ibiza (18th September) - Round 3 (35.3% to evict)
16. Shanks & Bigfoot - Sweet Like Chocolate (29th May) - Round 3 (38.2% to evict)
17. S Club 7 - Bring It All Back (19th June) - Round 3 (47.1% to evict)
18. Lenny Kravitz - Fly Away (20th February) - Round 3 (50.0% to evict)
19. Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) (12th June) - Round 3 (55.9% to evict)
20. Geri Halliwell - Lift Me Up (13th November) - Round 3 (58.8% to evict)
21. Fatboy Slim - Praise You (16th January) - Round 2 (28.9%)
22. Steps - Heartbeat (9th January) - Round 2 (23.7%)
23. The Offspring - Pretty Fly (for a White Guy) (30th January) - Round 2 (18.4%)
24. Martine McCutcheon - Perfect Moment (17th April) - Round 2 (15.8%)
24. Westlife - If I Let You Go (21st August) - Round 2 (15.8%)
26. Mr. Ozio - Flat Beat (3rd April) - Round 2 (13.2%)
26. Ronan Keating - When You Say Nothing At All (7th August) - Round 2 (13.2%)
28. Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit of...) (4th September) - Round 2 (10.5%)
29. Robbie Williams - She's the One (20th November) - Round 2 (5.3%)
30. Westlife - Flying Without Wings (30th October) - Round 1 (13.3%)
31. Boyzone - When The Going Gets Tough (13th March) - Round 1 (6.7%)
31. Westlife - Swear It Again (1st May) - Round 1 (6.7%)
31. Robbie Williams - It's Only Us (20th November) - Round 1 (6.7%)
31. Westlife - I Have A Dream (25th December) - Round 1 (6.7%)
35. Chef - Salty Balls (2nd January) - Round 1 (4.4%)
36. 911 - A Little Bit More (23rd January) - Round 1 (2.2%)
36. Cliff Richard - The Millenium Prayer (4th December) - Round 1 (2.2%)
36. Westlife - Seasons in the Sun (25th December) - Round 1 (2.2%)
39. Boyzone - You Needed Me (22nd May) - Round 1 (0.0%)

Another change of pace! In this round, you are VOTING TO ELIMINATE the songs you want out. You can vote for up to 4 songs. At the end of this round, the 3 songs (tie dependant) with the most votes will be eliminated from Survivor 1999.

 

[Inner Smile]

Armand Van Helden OUT

 

[RJN]

Poor wamdue project

 

[RS]

Poor wamdue project

The whole day is ruined. I put it on and then realised I actually had enough of it after a minute.

 

[RS]

Steps and Vengaboys OUT

 

[Raining on Me]

Surprised Tragedy made it this far but it deserves top 10 really. Because of the overplay and probably being ubiquitous at parties and what not I feel it's looked upon as being low rent when it's a great cover. It was such a rush when it came out, I was obsessed how it THUMPED so hard and joyously

...I mean I'm voting it out now, but still

 

[straightorbroken]

Truly wish Love's Got a Hold of My Heart had made it to the top as I genuinely can never get enough of it. Tragedy just ain't my handbag - it serves a purpose, but I tapped out for that one.

 

[dmlaw]

I'm so pleased that the sensible voting bloc have descended on 'Mi Chico Latino' since earlier this morning. It's already about 20 places too high.

 

[octophone]

I'm so pleased that the sensible voting bloc have descended on 'Mi Chico Latino' since earlier this morning. It's already about 20 places too high.

Includes me. Shite then, shite now.

 

[ButterTart]

Surely, SURELY Mi Chico Latino is finally going to get its marching orders.

 

[octophone]

It was blatantly trying be "La Isla Bonita". She succeeded, insofar as it had 6 syllables in the title - beyond that, not so much.

 

[straightorbroken]

Jesus (pronounced "Hey Suze" if you're Geru or else trying to catch the blonde one from Human League's attention), poor Mrs Horner burnt herself to a crisp on that hired yacht for nowt.

 

[Raining on Me]

I unashamedly love Mi Chico. At its best, it's a brilliant pop song that rips off all the good bits from elsewhere whilst jumping on a bandwagon. At the other end it's a tuneless person stumbling into a studio and doing a Spanish accent and video as if she was doing a Smack The Pony sketch and not actually a real popstar.

The combination is a winner in my book. Obviously it can fuck off winning this though

 

[Tisch]

I used to think I loved Chico and that it was by far my favourite Geru, but looking at that list, it's clear it's quite near the bottom now. The qualité just isn't there.

I wouldn't dream of voting it off now, but next round looks risky for it - assuming it hasn't gone already in which case I'll be quite happy to have had the decision taken away from me

(No YOU'RE taking it too seriously)

 

[Diddy]

Allegedly baffled by a lot of results so far, and a lot of songs still left just when you thought Moopy (was evil)

 

[RS]

I unashamedly love Mi Chico. At its best, it's a brilliant pop song that rips off all the good bits from elsewhere whilst jumping on a bandwagon.

This. It’s basic and far from original but it’s still lovely and reminds me of my favourite summer of all time (which is why I love most of these songs in the first place).

 

[Diddy]

Yes no shame in loving Mi Chico, what a time to be alive. Deservedly there, just as Lift Me Up was thrown into the sun already