The United Kingdom: The Liz Truss CRASHING THE PORK MARKET WEEKS 🐷🐖📉📅🥬

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Gasping to know what odd things Rory Stewart asked a researcher to do. As much as he's one of the few tolerable Tories (former Tories), he strikes me as the kind of guy into fart porn.

Probably something incredibly niche but utterly harmless i.e. wanted to have salt and vinegar poured onto him and then wrapped up in newspaper so he can feel like a fish supper.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

"Brush your teeth dressed as the Queen"

 

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"Talk dirty to me but do Esther Rantzen's voice"

 

[AGinAg (37)]

"Call me Daddy, wearing a WW2 housewife outfit."

 

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"Gaffa tape me to a loofah and then force-feed me jaffa cakes"

 

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"Can I watch you having a shit while the theme from Bergerac plays?"

 

[AGinAg (37)]

"Can I watch you having a shit while the theme from Bergerac plays?"

TOO MUCH.

But also within the remit.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

"Fellate me, but use your teeth, like daddy used to"

 

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"Fellate me, but use your teeth, like daddy used to"

Oh, now I've got the boak.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Poor Rory. He probably just likes a prostate massage and the nasty list compiler thought it of it as odd.

 

[RJN]

New official guidance revealed:

 

[ButterTart]

How's the conference going? Did anyone turn up in the end?

 

[RJN]

How's the conference going? Did anyone turn up in the end?

Yeah I stopped by for a bit

 

[ButterTart]

Yeah I stopped by for a bit

Any good?

 

[lolly]

WTF?

 

[Madison]

He's likely mispoken - the policy is to change the employee limits for SMEs from 250 to 500 - i.e. they will be subject to less/reduced regulation.

 

[HalamaK]

WTF?

This implies Cynthia Payne could reopen 'House of Cyn' as long as she keeps it under 499 whores

I support!

 

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[RS]

Is Brooklyn getting married?! I feel so old etc.

 

[Jark]

Is Brooklyn getting married?! I feel so old etc.

he already has his wife did NOT wear VB which has sparked serious rumours of a "feud" and I am not making this up

 

[RS]

he already has his wife did NOT wear VB which has sparked serious rumours of a "feud" and I am not making this up

Poor VB! I hope she gets rid of this clearly evil witch.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So they've u-turned on a key pledge from her campaign. Obviously quite right.

It reminds me of that pension policy by May during the 2017 election campaign that was deeply unpopular and she had to change her mind due to public pressure. She never regained her popularity after that. Truss has torpedoed herself in the first month.

What's worse WE ALL KNEW!

 

[Madison]

Scrapping the additional rate wasn’t a campaign pledge - it was a complete surprise. They didn’t even tell the cabinet before the fiscal event.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Scrapping the additional rate wasn’t a campaign pledge - it was a complete surprise. They didn’t even tell the cabinet before the fiscal event.

Was it not? Not that I followed her endless campaign, but doesn't it fall into the general tax cut promises?

Either way, the point remains. A sad mess from the off.

 

[Iguana]

Yes it was only the national insurance rise reversal that was a campaign pledge. I assume she's keeping the banker bonus cap scrap, which also wasn't a campaign pledge.

 

[lolly]

Whether it was a pledge or not doesn't really matter - people are attaching it squarely to HER and that's all that really matters in terms of her being fucked.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

From Wikipedia

Kwarteng is considered a member of the right-wing of the Conservative Party.
In 2013, he voted twice against allowing same-sex couples to marry, and has subsequently abstained from votes relating to same-sex marriage issues.
Kwarteng's views on colonialism have been described by a PoliticsHome writer as "nuanced". Kwarteng has argued that many supporters of the Black Lives Matter movement and critics of British imperialism have "a very kind of cartoon-like view" of the past
Kwarteng is described by friends as an "intensely private" person.He was previously in a relationship with former Conservative Home Secretary Amber Rudd.
He is a member of the Garrick Club.

 

[lolly]

Remember when we all thought Boris staying was the best thing to destroy the party?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Were we aware of this?

 

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[HalamaK]

I think 'embarrassing' is the word most associated with Liz Truss at this point. Swedish media elects to use 'humiliating' instead.

Liz Truss’s 10 worst gaffes and awkward moments

From Brexit U-turns to forgetting where she is, we bring you the moments Britain’s new leader would probably much rather forget

www.independent.co.uk

Liz Truss in embarrassing U-turn as she cancels abolition of 45p top rate of income tax after Tory backlash

Kwasi Kwarteng has admitted the planned abolition of the 45p top rate of income tax was a "huge distraction" after a Tory backlash forced him into a U-turn.

www.lbc.co.uk

Liz Truss i förnedrande u-sväng

Storbritanniens nya premiärminister Liz Truss tvingades på måndagen till en förödmjukande u-sväng, då den nytillsatta regeringen meddelade att den nu backar från delar av sitt kontroversiella budgetförslag.

www.di.se

 

[AGinAg (37)]

From a position of hating I've developed a slight regard for Burley. She's absolutely slaughtered some Tories in recent months.

 

[Bypass]

Obviously this tax cut should be reversed but in terms of her longevity it doesn't matter ..She's been made to look a twat and her authority is shot .....and it's not like she had much to begin with.

 

[Jark]

Kay Burley has the permanent air of somebody who gives very few fucks whether or not she keeps her job and that is frequently very entertaining. she's also clearly a colossal cunt

 

[jivafox]

Kay Burley is an equal opportunities cunt. She’ll take anyone, and I quite like that.

 

[HalamaK]

She's down to 1/6 to leave this year, up to almost evens in 2023.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[jivafox]

Obsessed that these cretins are so evil/thick, that they obviously watch Bond films and see the villain blown to smithereens at the end, and still think “ahhh yes, inspirational!”