Loosen up Thursday

I’m loosening up today, it’s the big day of the gay oil massage 😱

I have to go to a hotel for it though, which is not great because I know that chain and it’s not very sexy. Also not sure on the translation but we might have a shower together at the start :o
 
I wonder if I should post the hotel address in case I’m murdered. Mats knows Japanese, he can lead the investigation if I don’t come back
 
Also worried I’ll be murdered before I hear the Bjork Utopia podcast episode so I won’t know what the fuck it was about.

I would haunt her by making the sounds of discordant lesbian flutes but she would only ENJOY IT
 
Good morning. I am demotivated to an extreme.

However, we've been cheering ourselves up with renditions of what "Break Stuff" would be like had it been recorded by Daniel O'Donnell.
 
Sorry about your impending death, @Diddy

I've always thought that a bath full of sand looks really comfortable anyway.
 
Chortle is a portmanteau? Guess Ive never realised that before.

@Lucille Busby?

Those of us 'older' ones may remember the BT bird adverts for Buzby who was voiced by Bernard Cribbins.


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Skipped 'leg day' obviously.
 
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Chortle means a satisfied chuckle or the act of chuckling in a satisfied manner. Chortle is a portmanteau, which is a word that is composed by blending the sounds and the meaning of two different words. In this case, chortle is a mash-up of the words chuckle and snort.

Coined by Lewis Carroll too apparently!
 
I know it’s silly but I’m a bit nervous now


At least I’m going to finish the Utopia podcast
 
Just think Diddy is either getting an erotic rub down or fed into a woodchipper at this very moment.
 
I’m back and oilier than ever.

Not sure it’s something I’ll rush to do again, I’m questioning the massage credentials a bit but it was nice.

I think I just realised I was lonely and wanted someone to be there - which should have been obvious every time the dick of death came to my house
 
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Diddy said:
I’m back and oilier than ever.

Not sure it’s something I’ll rush to do again, I’m questioning the massage credentials a bit but it was nice.

I think I just realised I was lonely and wanted someone to be there - which should have been obvious every time the dick of death came to my house
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How much massage was there? Or was it mostly a handjob?
 
Is an oily massage like seeing an escort where you get a similar happy ending?
 
That sounded rather snooty and I didn’t mean it to. I just long for the day that you find the one to give you the fulfilment you crave and deserve.
 
Rita said:
That sounded rather snooty and I didn’t mean it to. I just long for the day that you find the one to give you the fulfilment you crave and deserve.
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Oh no not taken like that, and likewise hun <3

Btw realised that it mattered to me that the massage guy liked me :manson: good god get a grip diddy
 
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