One Very Excited ASFM - Show 1 - Tonight at 7pm

[Tisch]

I don't like to be rude about anyone's entry so I'll wait for this one to actually start before I make any comments

 

[COB]

It's pretty!

 

[Tisch]

If it's that easy to get your 12, I'm just going to send a video of me telling Nana Mouskouri she's fat to the next ASFM.

 

[ButterTart]

I'm here - Song 1 sounds like the usual kinda stuff they have in Melodifestivalen.

I WISH!

 

[COB]

You haven't done one yet actually! You'd be great! ASFM: Live from Asda.

I can't do the numbers side of things, so shall remain as a participant!

 

[Kala]

Song 2 is very nice indeed. I'm not sure how much it will stand out among 39 other songs.

 

[ButterTart]

I can't do the numbers side of things, so shall remain as a participant!

Co-host, you say?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I can imagine @ZenGiraffe was thrilled at this donk-free zone being submitted.

...Oveejoyed

 

[COB]

No! No!!

 

[Tisch]

I can't do the numbers side of things, so shall remain as a participant!

I know a man who loves a fiddle on a spreadsheet and is very good looking if I do say so myself, just putting it out there

 

[COB]

Oh, it's Nono?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Song 3

Gilda Gossip
NONÔ
LOVESICK

 

[RS]

If it's that easy to get your 12, I'm just going to send a video of me telling Nana Mouskouri she's fat to the next ASFM.

not sad enough

 

[Soldi]

Ok things are getting SLIGHTLY better

 

[Tisch]

Oh, FUCK YES to this boop.

 

[ButterTart]

Sexy? Nonô? No

 

[Alla]

I WISH!

They do but rarely qualify.

 

[Kala]

Ooh this is BOPPY!

 

[GNL]

The record label to Blur in 1997:

Song 2 is very nice indeed. I'm not sure how much it will stand out among 39 other songs.

 

[RS]

This is hateful

 

[ButterTart]

This is mildly bangulous.

 

[Tisch]

All three criteria filled instantly. CROWN IT.

 

[Kala]

I mean to be fair, this is about as original as a P!nk song.

 

[Soldi]

My fish cakes are ready

 

[ButterTart]

Ok things are getting SLIGHTLY better

Things for this and all future contests peaked at song 1, as you well know.

 

[COB]

This is a bit boppy, a bit Charli XCX in basic mode, but it's missing something for me.

 

[Alla]

Song 3 is the generic sound that it's the opposite I expect from a Zen ASFM. More hot shit please!

 

[ButterTart]

My fish cakes are ready

That sounds like a lesbian chat up line.

 

[COB]

@Soldi show fishcakes

 

[jyxz]

Missed an obvious choice by not having NoNo from Ulysses as your avatar

 

[Tisch]

I mean to be fair, this is about as original as a P!nk song.

All I'm hearing is "it's basic" and honestly?

 

[Kala]

She's serving CHOLA realness. She must be Latina for sure?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Song 4

Hikaru Makiba
Neko Case
Man

 

[RS]

Fingering @Suedey for this

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, she’s stopped. I hadn’t finished making my TikTok.

 

[Tisch]

Song 4

Hikaru Makiba
Neko Case
Man

Ah the obligatory, Suedey, BfS, singer songwriter entry. This is pleasantly PLEASANT so far.

 

[RS]

Who else would know who Hikaru is?

 

[COB]

I'm finding this pleasant.

 

[ButterTart]

Quite like this. Early prediction that if the first one isn't @dmlaw then this one is.

 

[Kala]

It's a bit SANDI THOM.