COB's Creepers #10 - Lifeforce (Wednesday 19th October, 8:05pm)

[VoR]

I zoned out during the intro spiel - what are they trying to accomplish here?

 

[Ellie]

ALIEN BATS!

 

[COB]

Bats! For the second week in a row

 

[COB]

I zoned out during the intro spiel - what are they trying to accomplish here?

They're monitoring Halley's Comet, and found this mysterious object in the comet's tail so they're investigating

 

[VoR]

Did this floating through a giant artery scene inspire ARRIVAL?

 

[COB]

The lifeless woman still giving it absolutely nothing

 

[Ellie]

Rather enjoying this soundtrack!

 

[Ellie]

Bit early in the film for full frontal.

 

[COB]

This is what happens when you see a woman's tits while floating in space.

 

[COB]

They're so horny!

 

[Lucille]

They're so horny!

Let’s take them ALL back

 

[COB]

They really gloss over how they managed to get them back, didn't they?

THIRTY DAYS LATER

 

[Ellie]

Oh it's that Bond villain!

 

[COB]

Looking a bit grim in there, I hope our favourite emotive actress has made it.

 

[Ellie]

Not much happening yet. This could do with Vincent Price hamming it up a bit.

 

[COB]

Not much happening yet. This could do with Vincent Price hamming it up a bit.

It gets going, don't you worry

 

[Ellie]

It gets going, don't you worry

If I don't see a brass unicorn CATAPULTED across the ship, I'll be slightly disappointed.

 

[COB]

Here she is

 

[Lucille]

DON’T FUCK THE SPACE CORPSE YOU FOOL.

 

[COB]

Gasp!

 

[Ellie]

Rather interesting powers there. This is kind of like that Red Dwarf episode, Camille.

 

[COB]

I wonder why she spared him. Maybe he's GAY?

 

[COB]

The tits in silhouette

 

[ButterTart]

I've just wasted an unreasonable amount of time rummaging through my DVD shelves in the garage trying to find this

I'll be watching; I might skip to where you guys are and just catch up on the first 25 minutes after. I'm guessing that won't make the plot any less comprehensible?

 

[Lucille]

Why are they all SO HORNY!?

 

[Lucille]

I've just wasted an unreasonable amount of time rummaging through my DVD shelves in the garage trying to find this

I'll be watching; I might skip to where you guys are and just catch up on the first 25 minutes after. I'm guessing that won't make the plot any less comprehensible?

Not MUCH has happened yet!

 

[Lucille]

Is that a LASER MINGE

 

[COB]

I've just wasted an unreasonable amount of time rummaging through my DVD shelves in the garage trying to find this

I'll be watching; I might skip to where you guys are and just catch up on the first 25 minutes after. I'm guessing that won't make the plot any less comprehensible?

Correct.

 

[ButterTart]

Is that a LASER MINGE

Why am I missing LASER LABIA?

 

[COB]

Why are they all SO HORNY!?

I think it's a vampire THRALL thing, but it really does seem like they take one look at the girls and that's them gone

 

[COB]

She was the most OVERWHELMINGLY FEMININE PRESENCE I'd ever encountered

 

[Ellie]

"the most overwhelmingly feminine presence I've ever encountered"

"was it sexual?"

"Yes, overWHELMINGLY"

 

[COB]

God he looks SHAGGED OUT.

 

[COB]

This doctor suddenly being an expert in the afterlife and the occult is such a swerve.

 

[Lucille]

“In a way, we’re all vampires.”

Who hurt you babes?

 

[COB]

Finally, let's get a look at these two twinks.

 

[Ellie]

Any laser cocks here at all?

 

[COB]

No spectral seduction for these two

 

[Ellie]

It’s 1985 so I don’t think any of the rest of the characters will be describing THEM as “overwhelmingly sexual”.

 

[COB]

That guard was never TWENTY!