COB's Creepers #11 & #12 (Weds 26/10) - Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II (8:05) & Tales From The Darkside (10:00)

[ButterTart]

I very much approve of how entirely different this segment is to the first. Camp as arseholes.

 

[ButterTart]

The car going up like Ben Tramer in Halloween II.

 

[GNL]

Poppers!

 

[COB]

The way the cat is actually in the right

 

[COB]

Right I'll leave you with the demon cat, I'm off on my ERRANDS

 

[COB]

That seems like a lot of blood for a couple of scratches, to me.

 

[ButterTart]

That seems like a lot of blood for a couple of scratches, to me.

Did the cat sever an artery?

 

[ButterTart]

Is he trying to seduce the cat?

 

[COB]

Love how it seems to be able to understand English.

 

[COB]

Right in the crotch

 

[COB]

It's immune to bullets!

 

[ButterTart]

He really screams the place down whenever the cat so much as touches him.

 

[COB]

 

[ButterTart]

Not often you watch a movie where someone deep throats a pussy.

 

[COB]

It's Mary Lou again!

 

[GNL]

Choking on that puss.

 

[VoR]

That was FABULOUS

 

[ButterTart]

Now that was ART.

 

[COB]

Hate when I fuck up my balsa wood model of the Wright Brothers' plane

 

[COB]

Things are going quite badly for this guy, I hope he has a stroke of luck

 

[COB]

This takes such a turn so quickly

 

[ButterTart]

Holy shit, that poor guy

 

[COB]

Yes, go with the guy who just grabbed you in an alley

 

[COB]

Mary Lou would've already been FULLY SPLAYED by now, to be fair.

 

[GNL]

Mary Lou would've already been FULLY SPLAYED by now, to be fair.

Mary Lou would have fucked the gargoyle TO DEATH.

 

[COB]

I miss blue light sex scenes like this.

 

[GNL]

Oh my god, she's THE CAT.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my god, she's THE CAT.

Yeah, I thought the reveal might be that the stories are all linked.

 

[COB]

Finally, he can channel his art into something marketable.

 

[ButterTart]

He was explicitly told not to reveal what the Jim Henson demon dude looks like, and here he is drawing multiple fucking pictures of it.

 

[COB]

Twist: all these gallery patrons are actually the meths drinkers from Theater of Blood

 

[ButterTart]

Why the long face?

 

[COB]

Why the long face?

 

[GNL]

Why the long face?

Genetics.

 

[COB]

Ten years later

 

[VoR]

"You mean when you thought he was going to push you up against the wall and rape you?"

 

[COB]

"You mean when you thought he was going to push you up against the wall and rape you?"

Why would you leave that bit in when telling your kids the story of how you met?

 

[GNL]

Why would you leave that bit in when telling your kids the story of how you met?

Ikr. He's already left out the GARGOYLE MUPPET. You may as well keep lying at that point.

 

[COB]

Oh not a hairloom collectible

 

[COB]

This is A BAD IDEA