Water water everywhere so let's all have a Saturday

We both feel kinda shit, but I really fancy some retail indulgence in the out of town shopping park, that now has EVERYTHING.
 
Ag said:
We both feel kinda shit, but I really fancy some retail indulgence in the out of town shopping park, that now has EVERYTHING.
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Treat Yourself Donna Meagle GIF by Parks and Recreation
 
Does Fybogel still come in those sachets you mix with water, and have a consistency somewhere between wallpaper paste and watery spunk?
 
jyxz said:
Did you have to have a 'clear out' pre-op? Picolax is an evil thing (but would be an amazing revenge prank)
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jyxz said:
Did you have to have a 'clear out' pre-op? Picolax is an evil thing (but would be an amazing revenge prank)
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Thankfully not.

Well, unless you count douching...
 
lolly said:
Does Fybogel still come in those sachets you mix with water, and have a consistency somewhere between wallpaper paste and watery spunk?
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Yep. I had some good prescription stuff I stole from my poor dead Father's STILL WARM BEDSIDE about a week after he dead and Mr Sheena threw them out because they were a month out of date last month...FOOL. So I've had to resort to the BORING STUFF.
 
I have a large bottle of lactulose in my cupboard that I bought for heathcliff. I'm often tempted to have some myself for a good clear out.
 
And I'm in Yate. Birthplace of everyone's favourite TERF.
 
I miss Nando's. I used to like their yogurt machine.
 
There's a KFC next door. Would probably have been happier there.
 
lolly said:
There's a KFC next door. Would probably have been happier there.
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Actually, I love that I've never been back to Nando's since giving up meat, but I've TOTALLY been to KFC :D
 
Sheena said:
Actually, I love that I've never been back to Nando's since giving up meat, but I've TOTALLY been to KFC :D
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I get that, I think.

If you're going to go naughty, you want to go PROPER FILTHY
 
lolly said:
I get that, I think.

If you're going to go naughty, you want to go PROPER FILTHY
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INNIT!

I don't miss chicken that much overall, but I really miss crispy skin and that damned gravy...
 
I was TRAUMATISED by Fybogel. Dreadful stuff. I felt like a sieve.
 
Sheena said:
Actually, I love that I've never been back to Nando's since giving up meat, but I've TOTALLY been to KFC :D
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Is the fake KFC any good? It annoys me I can't just order something off the menu but swap the burger for a meat free one. I want a zinger tower not some wanky meak half arsed burger.

See the McPlant. Pathetic. Just put meat dodging patties in the big mac.
 
big ron said:
Is the fake KFC any good? It annoys me I can't just order something off the menu but swap the burger for a meat free one. I want a zinger tower not some wanky meak half arsed burger.

See the McPlant. Pathetic. Just put meat dodging patties in the big mac.
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It’s not bad actually, but not a patch on the real thing. I enjoyed it for what it is, though.

Don’t get me started on the McPlant. Went to McDonalds for the first time in years a few weeks ago and was told they couldn’t substitute vegan cheese for ordinary. NO ONE NEEDS VEGAN CHEESE! I do love the Burger King Plant Based Whopper though.

Seriously, I hate how vegan and vegetarian are now tossed off as the same thing. It’s so frustrating.
 
Oh and my favourite shite junk foods option is Pizza Hut which had some great vegan and veggie choices and all really adaptable.
 
Sheena said:
It’s not bad actually, but not a patch on the real thing. I enjoyed it for what it is, though.

Don’t get me started on the McPlant. Went to McDonalds for the first time in years a few weeks ago and was told they couldn’t substitute vegan cheese for ordinary. NO ONE NEEDS VEGAN CHEESE! I do love the Burger King Plant Based Whopper though.

Seriously, I hate how vegan and vegetarian are now tossed off as the same thing. It’s so frustrating.
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Yes! This is also a serious fucking bugbear of mine. There seems to have been a shift to meat or vegan on menus, no middle ground. Thank fuck I still eat fish.
 
big ron said:
Yes! This is also a serious fucking bugbear of mine. There seems to have been a shift to meat or vegan on menus, no middle ground. Thank fuck I still eat fish.
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Snap. But even then sometimes the choices have been so dire I’ve gone back to meat. I had a massive steak last week for the first time in ages thanks to the choice on a £75 set menu being a vegan cheese based gnocchi, chicken breast or steak.
 
We also perused the new giant M&S. Why move it out of town? No one just POPS IN now.

Still the food hall was glorious.
 
KFC has its best day on Christmas Eve in Japan because all the Japanese go and buy the gravy for their Christmas dinner.

OR SOMETHING. I read it once.. @Diddy to confirm.
 
Sheena said:
KFC has its best day on Christmas Eve in Japan because all the Japanese go and buy the gravy for their Christmas dinner.

OR SOMETHING. I read it once.. @Diddy to confirm.
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Sort of
Christmas DAY is the big day (everything is open as normal) and KFC IS the Christmas dinner because KFC marketed it first.

Also I have never seen the gravy here

Was it always in the UK too? I left in 2014 and I’ve never seen it :(
 
Diddy said:
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Christmas DAY is the big day (everything is open as normal) and KFC IS the Christmas dinner because KFC marketed it first.

Also I have never seen the gravy here

Was it always in the UK too? I left in 2014 and I’ve never seen it :(
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The gravy is the MAIN REASON TO GO
 
Sheena said:
Snap. But even then sometimes the choices have been so dire I’ve gone back to meat. I had a massive steak last week for the first time in ages thanks to the choice on a £75 set menu being a vegan cheese based gnocchi, chicken breast or steak.
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I went to a corporate dinner thing the other day, got lobster for starter and then some bland fucking rice pretending to be risotto but tasting more like uncle bens microwave rice. The steaks looked amazing as well 😬
 
To be honest, my aim is a year and then I’ll probably cave, or possible christmas.
 
I did a year and a bit entirely meat free apart from one mislabelled chicken goujon at a Chinese buffet, but the last 18 months or so the occasional bit of meat has crept in, but still something like once monthly at most.
 
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