There were only 25 hours of Sunday

Morning lovers

Outrageous that you get one extra hour of Sunday than me

I’ve Marie Kondoed the shit out of my wardrobe and it turns out that about 3/4 of my clothes didn’t spark joy :o
 
big ron said:
I spent my extra hour in bed masturbating. Its what Jesus would have wanted.
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For an hour? Impressive work.

Unless you were off your tits last night, in which case, BAD TIMES.
 
OT: I really want a wank but I don't want to strain my stomach, which I inevitably will do when I shoot.

HMM...DECISIONS
 
Sheena said:
For an hour? Impressive work.

Unless you were off your tits last night, in which case, BAD TIMES.
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I'm sure we've discussed this before, I am quite the fan of a post drug binge struggle wank in the morning.

Not so much when I give myself friction burns though.
 
Morning. Work up at 8, realised it was actually 7 so went back to bed and here we are.
 
big ron said:
I'm sure we've discussed this before, I am quite the fan of a post drug binge struggle wank in the morning.

Not so much when I give myself friction burns though.
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Oh ME TOO, but there's times when it just goes on and on and on with LITTLE SWEET RELIEF
 
Question for the men, is it just expected and accepted that you all have a w*nk even in relationships?

Like...your partner's don't mind or they don't know?
 
Rachey said:
Question for the men, is it just expected and accepted that you all have a w*nk even in relationships?

Like...your partner's don't mind or they don't know?
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Of course you do! It's an entirely natural part of life that you don't just give up because you're in a relationship.
 
Sheena said:
Of course you do! It's an entirely natural part of life that you don't just give up because you're in a relationship.
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Interesting. I do it sometimes if I'm desperate and Mandy's at work. But usually I let her sort me out.
 
TV for cats actually works! This is our way of apologising to heathcliff for hurting him all day :(

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lolly said:
What does curving mean?
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Checking his glucose levels every 2 hours after insulin to see what his levels are.. ideally it'll be high, then inject, then it should start to drop and then go back up.
 
I'm also still in bed. Just deciding when to get up and clean.
 
I've just had my first shower in 48 hours, which has been a fucking delight. You don't realise how much you like things like your own cleanliness!
 
Rachey said:
Question for the men, is it just expected and accepted that you all have a w*nk even in relationships?

Like...your partner's don't mind or they don't know?
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Yeah, and likewise for a partner, there is no simpler pleasure than, well simple pleasure
 
Sometimes you just need a necessity wank. Other times a full on, porn out, treat yourself evening in.

They’re very different prospects.
 
Sheena said:
Sometimes you just need a necessity wank. Other times a full on, porn out, treat yourself evening in.

They’re very different prospects.
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Carrying around a full sack can lead to a bit of tension and there's very few ways it can be released.

I wonder what, say, Cliff Richard favours - to borrow a phrase, which is it, one off the wrist or sticky sheets, Cliff?
 
Those on anti depressants, does it settle down? It genuinely was the reason I stopped taking them last time.

It was only sertraline which did it for me, so perhaps I should have tried a different one. Or it was possibly an age thing, because they never affected me that way until I started taking them in my mid/late 40s.
 
You cant have good sex without being good at knocking one out, regardless of whats in your pants.
 
Sheena said:
I've just had my first shower in 48 hours, which has been a fucking delight. You don't realise how much you like things like your own cleanliness!
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Oh, I know. I had 5 days confined to bed and when I was finally able to get in a shower, clean myself and wash my hair, it was HEAVENLY.
 
I really think I'd take the chance to revel in my own grime.
 
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