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The cocoon will be bound by itself. Sounds like too much fibre in your diet
Morning lovers
Here’s something to warm you up
Morning lovers
Here’s something to warm you up
I think it's the worst pain I've ever experienced. But then I've not been through child birth, I imagine that's maybe a tiny bit worse.And yea, nothing could ever be as painful as the tooth ache that necessitated it!
And keeping your mouth open for an hour is hard.
It's one of the reasons I'm a lesbian.Amateur!
That sounds horribleMorning!
Well yesterday brought on a new one on me, which is DUMPING SYNDROME, which is apparently associated with oesophagus surgery. Basically, anything I ate reappeared as crippling stomach cramp and violent diarrhoea about half an hour later, so that was nice.
Apparently eating sugar makes it worse, so no more custard WHICH WAS THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THIS SHIT![]()


That sounds horrible
Have you done a weight check![]()

Amazing! CongratulationsI was 11lb down yesterday
IT’S THE WEIGHT LOSS PLAN WE ALL DREAMED OF!
My cat wakes up this early and empties my pencil cup on the floor pen by pen until I can't stand the noise anymore and get up.5am-6am is now my standard waking time![]()
And L*l* made it to another birthday
74 years young
Why don't you move the pencil cup?My cat wakes up this early and empties my pencil cup on the floor pen by pen until I can't stand the noise anymore and get up.
When i put the pens in a drawer so that she stops, she began to jump on the kitchen countertop and move a metal cup from the coffee maker until it fell on the tiles, which was worse. Didn't want to test what she'd think of next so I settled with the pencil cup.Why don't you move the pencil cup?
Cats are idiots!
When i put the pens in a drawer so that she stops, she began to jump on the kitchen countertop and move a metal cup from the coffee maker until it fell on the tiles, which was worse. Didn't want to test what she'd think of next so I settled with the pencil cup.

mostly evil this Thursday
HOW VERY DARE YOUI got that wrong- DELETE![]()
How would you like to be blasted?Can anyone recommend anything to watch to just blast my synapses for a few hours?
I need a project to work on, really
Currently I’m feeling like a terrible burden on everyone around me, none of my creative endeavours are worth anything to anyone, and I don’t even have a cat to eat my face when I die alone.
Maybe I’m just hungry
How would you like to be blasted?
Finger ok beb?
Yeah, but who'd have thought you could get EVEN MORE HATEFUL?
LOOK, I'M CALORIE DEPRIVED AND CODEINE DEPENDENT!
Yeah, but who'd have thought you could get EVEN MORE HATEFUL?

You should have nicked the ginger one from the cat island.and I don’t even have a cat