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[AGinAg (37)]

Morning. I tried to go back into work, got to the bus stop, died of coughing and came back home.

So I'm here again!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I mean not here. I'm at home with the fur beast.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Although I am here, in a sense.

 

[Star]

Morning morning. I don't know how all these yummy mummies do the school run showing ankle in this weather. It makes me feel so cold

 

[big ron]

Sorry but LeAnn does not rhyme with that.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Morning morning. I don't know how all these yummy mummies do the school run showing ankle in this weather. It makes me feel so cold

It's mild out!

 

[Star]

It's mild out!

My exposed ankles are telling me otherwise

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You and your exposed ankles.

 

[Star]

I just want to fit in

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Cover up like a good Saudi album cover.

 

[Rita]

It’s the men with EXPOSED ANKLES that get me. Even Rishi Sunak is AT IT.

 

[Rita]

MORNING.

 

[Star]

Honestly there's so much peer pressure at the school gate. I think I might take up smoking next.

 

[Rita]

Honestly there's so much peer pressure at the school gate. I think I might take up smoking next.

Star just BE YOURSELF. You are amazing the way you are, so don’t feel pressurised to be anything like any of the bouji bitches.

 

[COB]

Good morning! It's unseasonably warm and dry here this morning

 

[Rita]

Good morning! It's unseasonably warm and dry here this morning

It is such a strange feeling. I went out for a run, and it probably wasn’t my finest idea as the wind literally blew me in to the side of the road a few times but YES, it’s so warm.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Honestly there's so much peer pressure at the school gate. I think I might take up smoking next.

VAPING

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Star turns up at school gates topless in crotchless panties.

 

[jivafox]

I’m slightly hungover but it’s Friday and I’m on annual leave after today.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Not today ankles

If you know you know

 

[jivafox]

Not today ankles

If you know you know

NOT TODAY NECK

 

[Sheena]

MORNING

So my friend with ADHD has secretly given me some of her medication to try (Mr Sheena is convinced I'm ADHD and he's a psychologist so probably should know) and didn't tell me I should split the tablets in two, so I'm currently enjoying double the starting dose and buzzing my tits off sat at my desk in my new shared office, trying to not look conspicuously buzzy but equally actually dancing in my seat to Robyn currently.

On the plus side, I've got LOADS done this morning and I haven't fancied eating a thing, so swings and roundabouts...

 

[Sheena]

MORNING

So my friend with ADHD* has secretly given me some of her medication to try

*Note: Not Therese Coffey

 

[big ron]

Honestly there's so much peer pressure at the school gate. I think I might take up smoking next.

Turn up off your tits on ket, that'll get you loads of attention

 

[big ron]

MORNING

So my friend with ADHD has secretly given me some of her medication to try (Mr Sheena is convinced I'm ADHD and he's a psychologist so probably should know) and didn't tell me I should split the tablets in two, so I'm currently enjoying double the starting dose and buzzing my tits off sat at my desk in my new shared office, trying to not look conspicuously buzzy but equally actually dancing in my seat to Robyn currently.

On the plus side, I've got LOADS done this morning and I haven't fancied eating a thing, so swings and roundabouts...

Ha, my mates just been diagnosed and prescribed Elvanse and I can't wait to try one.

 

[Sheena]

Ha, my mates just been diagnosed and prescribed Elvanse and I can't wait to try one.

Yep, this is the stuff. 60mg instead of the starting 30mg- quite nice all in all! Oddly productive, as I say

 

[big ron]

I think hes only on 20 so might have to double drop.

 

[big ron]

We also work together and I'm not prepared for him to be efficient as opposed to a scatterbrained hilarious mess.

 

[Sheena]

We also work together and I'm not prepared for him to be efficient as opposed to a scatterbrained hilarious mess.

Imagine both of you at the same time on it...

WORLD DOMINATION!

 

[big ron]

Imagine both of you at the same time on it...

WORLD DOMINATION!

I'm the focused one!

 

[big ron]

It'll probably just make me horny and thus less focused.

 

[Marina Salty]

I've been refreshing my national health system page all morning trying to find a doctor to register with so that they won't increase my contribution to healthcare costs and the closest available one is on an island 34 euros ferry ticket away

 

[big ron]

Have just seen this beautiful MEAT POPPY on Facebook. Nothing commemorates our fallen heros like tasteful butchery.

 

[Sheena]

It'll probably just make me horny and thus less focused.

The best thing about this comment is I just went to the loo and thought "christ, this is making me horny, shall I just bunk off this afternoon and find some cock?"

I think you and I are probably wired the same way drug wise

 

[big ron]

The best thing about this comment is I just went to the loo and thought "christ, this is making me horny, shall I just bunk off this afternoon and find some cock?"

I think you and I are probably wired the same way drug wise

Stimulants just turn me into a raging dirt bag, but weirdly coke doesn't.

 

[Sheena]

Stimulants just turn me into a raging dirt bag, but weirdly coke doesn't.

Oh pretty much any drug turns me into a raging dirt bag. It's weird- I go out partying/ whatever with friends and it's fine until I suddenly hit about 1am and then it's just HORN HORN HORN. Which inevitably continues well into the next day.

 

[Apoca]

@Dark Carnival not seen since Tove Lo BURIED HA

 

[Rachey]

I made friends with a highland cow on a walk along a river today in Wales. It has honestly been The highlight of my year. I'm usually a bit wary of cows, but this one came up to me and licked me

Also, climbed a lot of hills and boulders today. My legs hurt.

 

[Rachey]

Moopy, meet Hamish.