Labour: The Keir Starmer years

[The Unholy Ghost]

I mean STATISTICALLY it's unlikely I haven't

But I never asked anyone to complete an application form

Have you not? I always carry a quill and ticklist as well as requesting photo ID, an enhanced DBS check and a look at their Diane Abbott tattoo

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Have you not? I always carry a quill and ticklist as well as requesting photo ID, an enhanced DBS check and a look at their Diane Abbott tattoo

I ask every suitor "Do you feel sorry for Theresa May?" And if they don't look into the distance and reply "Sometimes I do" then they are IMMEDIATELY BINNED

 

[Jark]

"sometimes I do..." is a genuine work of art from the master of camp shade

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

My tip is to ask every suitor, “How would you improve Liz Truss’s hair?” If the word CRIMP doesn’t present itself in some conjugation, I get them in the goolies with my tongs

 

[GNL]

I bet all the slags here INCLUDING MYSELF have kissed a Tory at some point or another

NOT APOLOGISING. You get equally dreadful monsters on the LEFT!

I once shagged a UKIP'er

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I once shagged a UKIP'er

@GNL wins today’s SORDID CONFESSION award

 

[lolly]

Was it Mike Read?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Everyone loves a bit of NAZI COCK

Free signed box set by THE FIZZ and ticket to their lovely party for our next horrifying confession

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Of course MY top tip for getting out of carnals with someone who’s just treated you to a very tasty and expensive dinner at Chicken Cottage and turns out to be a foul disgusting racist is to bellow SORRY GOT RINGWORM

 

[ButterTart]

"sometimes I do..." is a genuine work of art from the master of camp shade

I refuse to believe it wasn’t rehearsed.

 

[Diddy]

Do I get any points for sucking off a former communist?

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Do I get any points for sucking off a former communist?

Only if they were SOVIET

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

Was it Mike Read?

Mike Stock

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

I refuse to believe it wasn’t rehearsed.

I bet she rehearses almost ALL of it. An actress to her very core

 

[lolly]

I refuse to believe it wasn’t rehearsed.

Then she also deserves bonus points for dedication to her craft.

 

[Suomi]

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Not this.

But then I saw this and it doesn’t look so bad anymore

 

[GNL]

Everyone loves a bit of NAZI COCK

It's like Cheryl from Bucks Fizz always says, "Every woman adores a Fascist,/The boot in the face, the brute/Brute heart of a brute like you."

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

It's like Cheryl from Bucks Fizz always says, "Every woman adores a Fascist,/The boot in the face, the brute/Brute heart of a brute like you."

Of course the ALMIGHTY mix is a GAY FAVOURITE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not this.

But then I saw this and it doesn’t look so bad anymore

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That's disgusting

 

[The Unholy Ghost]

That's disgusting

Oh you know what people are like. They see it on telly and they want it up them. It’s always happening. TELETUBBIES! BEN SHEPHARD! MYRA HINDLEY!

 

[lolly]

Ian Huntley from within the ranks

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh

 

[Peekaboo]

I once wrestled with a Tory MP (no sex but it was erotic). He liked to be dominated, shocker I know

And I've had DILLYDALLIANCES with a LIBDEM Lord (before they were a Lord I hasten to add).

Not good for the soul either of them, but I think that's the only time I knowingly went over the border.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

And I've had DILLYDALLIANCES with a LIBDEM Lord (before they were a Lord I hasten to add).

Alright officer, nothing to see here.

 

[Peekaboo]

Oh and I guess I've been around the block with some COPPERS which is probably worse but in my defense I was YOUNG and I did it for the KIX.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I once wrestled with a Tory MP (no sex but it was erotic). He liked to be dominated, shocker I know

Eric Pickles?

 

[Peekaboo]

No but he wasn't particularly attractive. He was fit, in his fifties, though. An MP for the home counties, I forget where. Last time I checked on him a few years ago he had RETIRED and was VOLUNTEERING in his local PARISH

He was very secretive about the wrestling but I sussed him out. But I never told him I knew (I always play the OH BUT SEÑOR I'M ESPAÑOL I KNOW NADA ABOUT THIS COUNTRY with celebs or pseudo famous people to LURE THEM IN).

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Right guys we can work this out.

 

[Tisch]

No but he wasn't particularly attractive. He was fit, in his fifties, though. An MP for the home counties, I forget where. Last time I checked on him a few years ago he had RETIRED and was VOLUNTEERING in his local PARISH

He was very secretive about the wrestling but I sussed him out. But I never told him I knew (I always play the OH BUT SEÑOR I'M ESPAÑOL I KNOW NADA ABOUT THIS COUNTRY with celebs or pseudo famous people to LURE THEM IN).

Andrew Rosindell and I claim my $10,000

 

[Tisch]

Andrew Rosindell and I claim my $10,000

Not sure you could claim him as "fit" though, but now completely fowl looking and definitely a secret gayer.

Also think he's "retired" these days (suspended)

 

[Diddy]

Only if they were SOVIET

North Korean

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Not sure you could claim him as "fit" though, but now completely fowl looking and definitely a secret gayer.

Also think he's "retired" these days (suspended)

I think he meant physically fit th0ugh?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh

 

[Tisch]

I think he meant physically fit th0ugh?

Yeah, I'm not sure I'd call him physically fit either though

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Body Baywatch Face Crimewatch type, I think.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Yeah, I'm not sure I'd call him physically fit either though

Oh!

 

[Tisch]

@Peekaboo FINAL ANSWER Andrew Rosindell

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh!!!

 

[Tisch]

Or maybe the one who got murdered last year ()

 

[Tisch]

I'm sorry but he's cute here and deffo fuckable - @Peekaboo if you wrestled him during this era then fair play to you I guess.

Ha! I was about to find this pic in a second