France, nextThe whole squad’s going to have a goal if we have a decent run at this rate.

France, next![]()
England now have 12 goals at this world cup (the joint most, tied with 2018, but we've played 3 fewer games)
Rashford and Saka both have three each.Harry Kane was top goalscorer at the last world cup with six goals, Mbappè already has five.

Famously named after the French version of Hanson's debut single.Mbappè
He should call the police.Raheem Sterling has flown home after armed robbers broke into the family home whilst they were inside.![]()
Oh I’m out of the sweepstake, thanks anyway Swirly, whatever your name is now

You didn’t know until now?![]()

I was Australia right? When was their game? I’m not watching any of these games![]()
When I told Indie I had given you Australia and you told me I was your favourite, you were already out. (The were eliminated yesterday)


Diddy already hasCome on Japan!![]()
The each get the hottest member of the team to stand in the centre circle and have a wank. Whoever cums first goes through to the next round.Oh piss, they equalised. So does it go to deadlock now? If Louis Walsh sends them home I’ll be fumming
The each get the hottest member of the team to stand in the centre circle and have a wank. Whoever cums first goes through to the next round.
They don’t really broadcast it. You have to go to the matches in person. Why did you think that football was so popular?What tv channel is this on?

Japan's bin fire penalties
