ASFXMAS 2022 - Semi Final 1

[dmlaw]

Join me tonight for the first semi final of the World’s greatest exploration of obscure Christmas music. I haven’t actually listened to the songs myself yet, but based on the titles and YouTube stills, we’re in for a treat.

 

[jyxz]

I’ll be there with ’s on if I’m back from the vets in time.

 

[Generic Account]

I just want to wish everyone the best of luck for this forthcoming evening of festive fun and song. ️

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It really does range from SEXY to VERY SEXY.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It just want to tell you all good luck. We're all counting on you.

 

[OutSynk]

I just want to wish everyone the best of luck for this forthcoming evening of festive fun and song. ️

This sounds really sinister.

 

[RS]

I’m ready for this

 

[ButterTart]

Maybe if Herod took part in ASFM he wouldn’t have to busy himself slaughtering firstborn children.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Maybe if Herod took part in ASFM he wouldn’t have to busy himself slaughtering firstborn children.

ASFXMAS saving babies everywhere.

 

[BoysForSeles]

I have my final evening class of the year at 7pm but will definitely catch up with your most appreciated effort.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just over 2 hours girls

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I would tag, but I don't have a fucking clue of your usernames.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Tag possible players, alert actual players and annoy those who didn't play!

 

[OutSynk]

@vesp's nuts roasting on an open fire

 

[OutSynk]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh hang on, just over 2 hours festive bitches!

@Ill from Advent Calendar over indulgence
@Superstylin'
@Barnacle
@CHEAP LUCY FAGGOT
@R Sleigh N
@The Angel Cobriel 👼
@Rhythmbandit? I know him!
@winter_game
@Good Kate Wenceslas 👸🏻
@Penelopezer Scrooge
@Christmas Music 🎶
@Raining On Mary
@...and a partridge Indie pear tree
@Queen of the Bethlehem 🌟
@We Tisch you a Merry Tischmas
@Suedey’s Boy Child
@santaphone
@dmlaubles
@Baby It's Ag Outside
@Scarlet Grinch
@HolleBerry🍇
@Berly The Elf
@Underneath the Reet🎄
@Little Baby Jyxzus 👶
@Alla want 4 Xmas is cock
@BoysForSeles
@O Kala Ye Faithful
@Suomi
@HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
@All Iguana Christmas Is You
@Brandy Butters
@GALA

 

[straightorbroken]

Can't wait to catch this, albeit probably around 10. I should be live for semi 2 though.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

One hour!

 

[OutSynk]

I'm really nervous about either tonight or whenever the next semi is.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm really nervous about either tonight or whenever the next semi is.

What's making you nervous hun?

 

[OutSynk]

What's making you nervous hun?

How my song will be received.

 

[COB]

Is semi 2 tomorrow or Wednesday?

 

[ButterTart]

What's making you nervous hun?

Being this close to anything with religious overtones, he runs the risk of bursting into flames.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is semi 2 tomorrow or Wednesday?

I refer to @dmlaubles

 

[Generic Account]

How my song will be received.

You have a very unique and amusing taste in songs

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Unique and amusing may be a recurring theme over the next two shows.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

The only semi Im nervous about is a semi erection
Ha
WHAT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Your STARS tonight...

1	Pauline Quirke takes a much-needed break from her academy
2	A Childline Christmas
3	Schlager Queens enjoying the cold
4	NATALIE CASSIDY CHRISTMAS HANGOVER
5	Don't Fuck With Me Xmas
6	Christmas With The Murrays
7	HUNZ CHRISTMAS
8	Christmas (Mr Motiv8 Vocal Slam)
9	Lana Del Rey Delighted By Christmas Mirth
10	No gift again, Colleen?
11	Patti La Belle's Glazed Ham
12	Angela Lansbury living her best life as Mrs. Santa Claus
13	Bonnie Holt's amazing Christmas adventure
14	It’s Christmas, stupid
15	Melania Trump
16	Lady Gaga gets into holiday spirit and dresses up as an elf for Haus of Gaga’s Christmas party

 

[win_the_game]

I hope we have some SULTRY and SCANDALOUS festive entries. Like that Spanish one who was having it off with Santa last year.

 

[RS]

I hope we have some SULTRY and SCANDALOUS festive entries. Like that Spanish one who was having it off with Santa last year.

Are you back to play with us?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I hope we have some SULTRY and SCANDALOUS festive entries. Like that Spanish one who was having it off with Santa last year.

I guarantee it.

 

[win_the_game]

Are you back to play with us?

Yes!

 

[dmlaw]

30 minutes before I show you what I’ve got in my sack.

 

[dmlaw]

Is semi 2 tomorrow or Wednesday?

Wednesday

 

[Cerro de Casa]

HARK!!!!!

 

[OutSynk]

@dmlaubles about to reveal the first semi.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I would love to see @dmlaubles 's semi

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Don't forget you can STILL like the avatars and give one player a bonus 15 points... here: https://www.moopy.co.uk/threads/asfxmas-avatar-reveal-now-semi-1-tonight-8pm.106380/

 

[ButterTart]

Up and coming artists The Wombles said to be early favourites this year.

 

[OutSynk]

I'm thinking the Lady Gaga avatar will be Lady Gaga - Christmas Tree. The groundwork has been done.