ASFXMAS 2022 - Semi Final 1

[Cerro de Casa]

Why does this woman appear to be dancing to an entirely different song?

She's just feeling her oats let her feel her oats

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's Russian AND Ukrainian

 

[win_the_game]

Thank goodness for PERESTROIKA.

 

[dmlaw]

She's just feeling her oats let her feel her oats

OK, but when the rest of the HR department turn up, we're going to be in real trouble.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

It could have done with a more Maria Magdalena type BACKING TRACK for a bit more OOMPH but generally I approve.

 

[RS]

This is very pleasant

 

[Penelope]

OMG at this intro

 

[COB]

I think I might just be in a funny mood because none of these are doing anything for me so far

 

[Kala]

Natalia was born in 1973 so despite this looking like it was from the mid 80s it will be about ten years later!

 

[Penelope]

Very sinister, very sexy

 

[dmlaw]

Eurovision were quite clever setting their time limit at three minutes, now that I come to think about it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's banned from the Ukraine

 

[Penelope]

Natalia was born in 1973 so despite this looking like it was from the mid 80s it will be about ten years later!

It says 90 on the back of the stage doesn't it?

 

[dmlaw]

Song 5 - Don't Fuck With Me Xmas

Alison Krauss - Shimmy Down the Chimney (Fill Up My Stocking)

 

[ButterTart]

It's times like this you understand the importance of choreography.

 

[RS]

It says 90 on the back of the stage doesn't it?

And in the title

 

[dmlaw]

It says 90 on the back of the stage doesn't it?

Oh, come on, she isn't a day over 70.

 

[ButterTart]

Love the poorly-disguised lesbian celebrating with her at the end.

 

[Kala]

It says 90 on the back of the stage doesn't it?

Oh does it? I’ve only got it on a small screen at the top of my phone!

 

[Generic Account]

Yas Alison

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Alison Krauss wants you to FILL up her stocking

 

[OutSynk]

She's banned from the Ukraine

I did spot a video of Kirkorov on her Instagram so sounds about right.

 

[COB]

Am I getting confused or has somebody been sending Alison Krauss to ASFM over and over?

 

[Kala]

A song with the title Shimmy needs to be a bit shimmier.

 

[RS]

What is this shit?

 

[Kala]

Although is this what we call a SULTRY GEM?

 

[Penelope]

Am I getting confused or has somebody been sending Alison Krauss to ASFM over and over?

Isn't this how The Crucible starts

 

[OutSynk]

Shimmy Down The Chimney (Fill Up My Socks) exists.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Alison Krauss also wants you to empty your sack into her baggy stocking.

 

[COB]

I've got a flake cornetto from the freezer, let's see if it does the trick.

 

[win_the_game]

This sounds like the theme for a 90s sanitary towel ad minus the bombastic BODYFORM chorus.

 

[RS]

Although I love a bit of a saxophone

 

[Penelope]

Russian nonsense has gone on far too long

 

[COB]

Although I love a bit of a saxophone

Which bit?

 

[dmlaw]

Am I getting confused or has somebody been sending Alison Krauss to ASFM over and over?

I wouldn't absolutely swear to it, but I don't think we've had her before. We have had several similar profile country stars and I heartily approve.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Am I getting confused or has somebody been sending Alison Krauss to ASFM over and over?

 

[ButterTart]

This is very Gap in-store playlist from mid-November 1996.

 

[Penelope]

That SULLEN CROWD APPLAUSE

 

[RS]

Which bit?

The one you’d share with me

 

[ButterTart]

Isn't this how The Crucible starts

I'm not sure, I don't really follow the snooker.