The Traitors - Episode 8

[lolly]

Oh FFS WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL

 

[PercyPig]

Remember what Claudia said “you only leave the game getting murdered or banished”

 

[FetchFugly]

"Because he was in the train with me"

 

[lolly]

Theo must have a nervous breakdown every time he goes shopping

FUSILLI OR FARFALLE? AAAAAARGH

 

[Penelope]

Kieran doing literal masc4masc solidarity

 

[PercyPig]

FAY FUCKING LOVING THAT

 

[FetchFugly]

Hannah ain't having that.

 

[VoR]

Hannah is SEETHING at Wilf

 

[PercyPig]

This is like being picked last for the team

 

[ILL ADVISED]

This is so stressful

 

[PercyPig]

Oh the bridge did this

 

[lolly]

For three grand? Why bother?

 

[Penelope]

MADDY TAKE IT YOU WON'T WIN

 

[VoR]

£3,000 feels a bit of a lowball. I'd have offered her half the winnings so far.

 

[PercyPig]

3000 is a shit amount

 

[Penelope]

IDIOT

 

[VoR]

I kinda hope they vote her out next week anyway

 

[lolly]

Three grand is like a couple of weeks in the Woolpack saying Rhubarb Rhubarb, isn't it?

 

[PercyPig]

It’s hardly an amount to make them think “god she’s really into this staying and not taking THREE THOUSAND POUNDS”

 

[FetchFugly]

Why did Theo look like he was going to cry at Claudia just recapping the prize fund?

 

[Penelope]

People will turn that against her I think. They'll say she did it because she thought she might win as a Traitor.

 

[Penelope]

Why did Theo look like he was going to cry at Claudia just recapping the prize fund?

When DOESN'T HE?!

 

[FetchFugly]

Eight months between jobs

 

[VoR]

Oh I just love how petty and vengeful Hannah is

Wilf has made a HUGE mistake.

 

[lolly]

Hannah really isn't the sort of person I'd want to be on the wrong side of.

 

[octophone]

Fay prepared with a hood

@santaphone are the QOL noms closed yet?

Happy to take a late one - going to pull it together at the weekend.

 

[PercyPig]

God Fay is the woman at work who’s the opposite of everyone else

 

[VoR]

GET THAT PROMO SOPH!

 

[PercyPig]

Kieran not having this bollocks

 

[VoR]

I may never recover from Andrea FRUGGING to Murder on the Dancefloor

 

[FetchFugly]

Fay's not sulking, she is too busy basking in the admiration of everyone else.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Wilf you fool!!!

 

[PercyPig]

6 minutes left. Get that Love Island cliffhanger

 

[Penelope]

Maddy cannot dance for piss

 

[PercyPig]

Is Wilf gonna kiss Amanda

 

[lolly]

'Not Aaron, he's too thick'

 

[Jack]

God Fay is the woman at work who’s the opposite of everyone else

Fay is the woman at work who has done the job for 30 years and is still terrible at it, but she's been there so long and has comedy value, people just tolerate it

 

[D5K]

Aren’t they going to notice them both being gone?

 

[FetchFugly]

Aren’t they going to notice them both being gone?

It didn't seem to be a particularly hurried chat.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

This is so damned bloody stressful. I want someone to walk in on them