Worst "straight" music

[Inner Smile]

This is a diamond

 

[Loufoque]

I think Shallow is mainly for straights, isn't it?

 

[Lucille]

Queer coded, but also mormons.

 

[Kate]

OASIS

 

[GNL]

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[octophone]

Aerosmith, Bryan Adams, Paolo Nutini, Lewis Capaldi, Liam/Noel Gallagher and The Libertines.

 

[ButterTart]

Do straights stan Believe or is If I Could Turn Back Time and The Shoop Shoop Song that only heterosexual position on Cher?

I'd say Believe is much more beloved than Shoop Shoop. In fact, I'd put I Got You Babe above it as well.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I can forgive Lewis Capaldi a bit, because he is quite a funny guy. The rimming line on BBC Breakfast kills me.

 

[ButterTart]

OASIS

I'll not hear a bad word said.

 

[Inner Smile]

Oasis are decent

 

[Inner Smile]

Had some great moments

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'll not hear a bad word said.

 

[VV]

Come on Eileen

 

[Inner Smile]

Come on Eileen

POP GEM

 

[floppet]

Do straights stan Believe or is If I Could Turn Back Time and The Shoop Shoop Song that only heterosexual position on Cher?

Personally I love Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves. As a straight.

 

[Lucille]

Had some great moments

And Rose West always tipped the milkman.

 

[dmlaw]

Do straights stan Believe or is If I Could Turn Back Time and The Shoop Shoop Song that only heterosexual position on Cher?

There is nothing straighter than a note perfect ‘Just Like Jesse James’ at karaoke.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hitler invented the microphone.

 

[ButterTart]

The absolute fucking WORST are Madness and The Beach Boys.

File them alongside Rick & Morty, Bill Murray and Superbad as STR8 cultural touchstones I will never, ever get the appeal of.

 

[Lucille]

Single Ladies

 

[Kate]

I'll not hear a bad word said.

Loving Eurovision does not let you off THIS SORT OF NONSENSE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I really hate Madness. But I do like Rick and Morty.

 

[ButterTart]

Loving Eurovision does not let you off THIS SORT OF NONSENSE

My fondness for a lot of Oasis, The Stereophonics and U2's back catalogues is a cross I'll bear for the rest of my days.

 

[Kate]

The absolute fucking WORST are Madness and The Beach Boys.

File them alongside Rick & Morty, Bill Murray and Superbad as STR8 cultural touchstones I will never, ever get the appeal of.

The Beach Boys?! Yeah god, you literally can't get away from drunk LADSLADSLADS screaming God Only Knows on the streets every Saturday night.

 

[Kate]

On that note, Sweet Caroline.

 

[ButterTart]

I really hate Madness. But I do like Rick and Morty.

I've watched it but I just don't get it. I spend most of the time wanting him to wipe his mouth.

 

[Kate]

And U2 and Stereophonics.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

U2

 

[ButterTart]

The Beach Boys?! Yeah god, you literally can't get away from drunk LADSLADSLADS screaming God Only Knows on the streets every Saturday night.

They're more for the vintage LADSLADSLADS but I'd say they're very much a heterosexual folly.

Kokomo is a fucking banger, mind.

 

[Inner Smile]

You're all fucking crackers with some of these choices

 

[GNL]

The absolute fucking WORST are Madness and The Beach Boys.

This thread has gone too far. Please lock before it descends into chaos.

 

[VV]

Does Three Lions count?

 

[Kate]

All PROG ROCK.

 

[Lucille]

crackers

Not anti-white racism.

 

[lolly]

The Beach Boys were probably the single biggest influence on Abba. I don't see how they fit here anyway, but even if they did, they are exempt.

Madness would absolutely be the ones from my childhood.

 

[Diddy]

I hate that Build Me Up Buttercup song

I don’t know if that’s particularly straight but I need to speak my truth

 

[Lucille]

Where do we stand on MGMT ‘Kids’? They also played that last night. Objectively a good song but also ruined by the STRAIGHTS.

 

[RS]

Nickelback and that sort of shit

 

[RS]

Bruno Mars

 

[Diddy]

Has anyone said The Darkness yet?