Best “straight” music

[Cerro de Casa]

Thirst traps aside, this thread is largely DISGUSTING.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I feel so manly now

Oh no, YOU are still very much a queen though, love.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Thirst traps aside, this thread is largely DISGUSTING.

DONT BOW DOWN TO THE MISERY GUTS

 

[VoR]

A current one that I think most of us can agree on (although is he on the verge of coming out as a SURPRISE GAY after his recent gallavanting with Elton John and Dua Lipa?)

 

[octophone]

Manic Street Preachers, Frank Zappa, The Beatles, Brian Eno.

 

[GNL]

 

[VoR]

I mean duetting with Kylie instantly grants you a gay pass, but even Wild Roses notwithstanding, I've always had a soft spot for this problematic ludicrousness.

 

[octophone]

Radiohead? Or is that gay?

Nah, Radiohead are a straights band and I should have included them.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OK I'll play but my straight tastes are the worst, so be gentle with me Mopsy.

 

[Inner Smile]

Love this to bits

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[Inner Smile]

An incredible comeback

 

[octophone]

I mean duetting with Kylie instantly grants you a gay pass, but even Wild Roses notwithstanding, I've always had a soft spot for this problematic ludicrousness.

I enjoy a surprising amount of Nick Cave. He can get into a Pantomime Villain thing when it suits him too.

 

[Inner Smile]

 

[Cerro de Casa]

 

[octophone]

Is it individual songs? Oh, OK.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

BASSHUNTER

 

[octophone]

Seriously. This a a banger.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Seattle 90s grunge is basically my straight music era of choice. I grew up with it and loved pretty much most of it.

Alice in Chains I have a particularly soft spot for. Layne Staley (RIP) was an angel on earth and he was so handsome - I think he looks a bit like our very own @Baby It's Ag Outside

 

[Lucille]

A current one that I think most of us can agree on (although is he on the verge of coming out as a SURPRISE GAY after his recent gallavanting with Elton John and Dua Lipa?)

He was kinda… fucking his uncle.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He was kinda… fucking his uncle.

Wut

 

[GNL]

I'm quite fond of Paul Simon. Quite hetty, but he did marry Carrie Fisher and have a long-running partnership with a blonde himbo which ended acrimoniously, and what could be gayer than that?

 

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[Lucille]

Some real war crimes on this thread sorry.

 

[lolly]

Madness can fuck off. They appealed to every fucking cunt I hated at school.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

 

[octophone]

There's some serious anti-Madness sentiment on Moopy. I least Kate likes The Fall, I seem to be completely on my own with this one.

 

[VoR]

Yeah I would definitely file Madness under the worst kind of 'wacky' straight music.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

 

[octophone]

Madness's videos were always a low-budget fanny-about but the songs always had a lot more to them. Which is where they began to struggle in the mid 80s - when they made an almost completely straight video for "Michael Caine", it was speculated that they were disbanding!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Hateful

 

[octophone]

Hateful

Stop pissing on my childhood.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I suppose Simon and Garfunkel have some well composed bangers.

 

[RS]

Haddaway

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

 

[octophone]

An incredible comeback

Verve - yes. "The" Verve - no.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Verve - yes. "The" Verve - no.

Don't confuse the poor love, he's only just discovered he shits out a hole.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Some real war crimes on this thread sorry.

You started it!

 

[Inner Smile]

Don't confuse the poor love, he's only just discovered he shits out a hole.

Just pipe down you've already had your quota for today