Have yourself a merry little Saturday

Good morning! I slept like a (yule) LOG and am having a bit of a lie in :santa: Today I have to get a few last little bits for Christmas dinner, but apart from that everything is done :disco:
 
The Jim Carrey one, I've been getting shown instagram REELS of a sassy Grinch at a theme park (based on his version) and they're quite funny so I'm hoping for more of that :disco:
 
I'm fully wrapped, unless I decide to pick up anything else out today.

And we're going out for a big fuck off Christmas Eve lunch in what has become a new tradition for us. So that means we should really want to anything more than graze this evening, and therefore I don't need to think about cooking today, other than doing some parboiling tonight.

Feeling a bit better than yesterday, when it all felt a little insurmountable.
 
I am hungover to fuck and I’ve just made the world’s worst mince pies.

MERRY CHRISTMAS
 
Soldi’s Bells said:
I had that the other week when I couldn’t be arsed to cook. Just took a load of shit from the Christmas party isle in the supermarket and popped it all in the oven :disco:
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Supermarket frozen party food is utterly essential at this time of year when you're at home a lot and just can't be arsed to even think about cooking.

We started buying it years ago 'just in case people come around unannounced' and still have one drawer of the freezer devoted to it every Christmas even though we never invite anyone :D
 
I'm about to head off to do the Xmas drop-off to my niece and nephew (niece in Sweden was done via M&S, Amazon and my sister), after which I am free to do what I wilt. Will check in - expect drunken shit-posting by about 5pm.
 
Nowt wrong with picky bits :disco:

Walking however can fuck off

My attempts to get out of it by wearing unsuitable shoes to mum’s always get foiled by her having a spare pair of walking boots and being the same shoe size as me :evil:

Might get my FEET ENLARGED
 
I feel so rough that i can’t face the train or drive to my hometown but they still want me to come down. Not covid thankfully but just feel like holing up by myself, disappointing.
 
Just walked past Pandora. Queue to get in (most other places seem relatively quiet), very much straight men in their 20s/30s/40s in a blind panic, who will buy any old shit.
 
lolly said:
Just walked past Pandora. Queue to get in (most other places seem relatively quiet), very much straight men in their 20s/30s/40s in a blind panic, who will buy any old shit.
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Every year the same. That and the TK Maxx underwear section for some reason.
 
Girls, should I wrap my presents now or wait till I’m pissed at midnight as is tradition?
 
Santa has brought my festive heartburn early this year, the fat peado fuck
 
lolly said:
Just walked past Pandora. Queue to get in (most other places seem relatively quiet), very much straight men in their 20s/30s/40s in a blind panic, who will buy any old shit.
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The pandora in Manchester is like this for weeks before christmas. Cant think of anything worse
 
I like Lush for the eco stiff and for the smells, but going on there and trying to avoid the assistants asking you to ask for their help is hard enough on a normal day, let alone on Christmas when you've to contend with half the city jamming it out as well.
 
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