Who wants to take part in MOOPY TRAITORS?

[ButterTart]

Poison Pen is 100% going to make Suomi mafia, just checking you all know that

He even made him Mafia halfway through the last game, the conniving slag.

 

[Rita]

YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT. It was ME who was taken out last by @Suomi and his NON FUCKING CHRISTMAS NAME AND WEB OF LIES last time around and I can’t even come back to fuck him over this time. FUCK YOU.

 

[Rita]

I WAS A FAITHFUL.

 

[Suomi]

This thread is not very becoming for the Suomi brand.

 

[Dark Carnival]

But isn’t that basically mafia?

 

[cwej]

Can everyone be back to their non-festive names for the game please? There’s a couple I’m not sure about who they are…!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can everyone be back to their non-festive names for the game please? There’s a couple I’m not sure about who they are…!

If you click the name you can see old usernames here:

 

[GNL]

I'm going to change my name to 100% Faithful, because that's what I am.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm going to change my name to 100% Faithful, because that's what I am.

You're my 100.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm going to change my name to 100% Faithful, because that's what I am.

I'm suspicious

 

[Soldi]

If you click the name you can see old usernames here:

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Thanks for that, I’d just been assuming that @Hark! Carnival was Rita!

 

[whatisityoucantface]

yes lord sign me up, give me something to live for

 

[Penelope]

But isn’t that basically mafia?

It is going to be Mafia, I've just given it a temporary renaming to take advantage of recent POPULAR BRAND ASSOCIATIONS

 

[Penelope]

I'd ideally like another few players before this COMMENCES

 

[AGinAg (37)]

When does this RANCID MESS kick off?

 

[Penelope]

LAST CALL FOR ENTRANTS - you have until 4pm (GMT) to DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS

This will commence THIS EVENING. There will be a prior round of CONSULTATION with entrants who end up having select roles

 

[rhythmbandit]

I'll play! The last mafia game I was involved in was a total car crash. More of the same.

 

[Penelope]

@VoR you KNOW YOU WANT TO

 

[VoR]

Sorry, but absolutely not

 

[Soldi]

LAST CALL FOR ENTRANTS - you have until 4pm (GMT) to DECLARE YOUR INTENTIONS

This will commence THIS EVENING. There will be a prior round of CONSULTATION with entrants who end up having select roles

How long will it last? I’m TEMPTED.

 

[Penelope]

How long will it last? I’m TEMPTED.

However long it lasts! JOIN US

 

[Lucille]

I’m ready.

 

[Soldi]

Oh is it starting now? I’m IN THE PUB

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m ready.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm not comfortably at home, but I am happy to ignore EVERYONE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh is it starting now? I’m IN THE PUB

No one said it was starting now. I guess a traitor would KNOW THAT.

 

[ButterTart]

No one said it was starting now. I guess a traitor would KNOW THAT.

Merly assures me Soldi isn’t a traitor. Obviously this means we should lynch him immediately.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So we're lynching Soldi from the off. Perfect.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

So we're lynching Soldi from the off. Perfect.

I hope he has a suitably histrionic meltdown when we do.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is easier than they make out on the TV.

 

[Penelope]

Girls I haven't even ASSIGNED ROLES YET

 

[Soldi]

Girls I haven't even ASSIGNED ROLES YET

USE THE GHOST

 

[Penelope]

Also in line with Kate's complaint, participants are encouraged to NOT engage in Housewives-style death by reference overload that runs the risk of making the thread incomprehensible for those who haven't already watched - remember that LESS IS USUALLY MORE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Also in line with Kate's complaint, participants are encouraged to NOT engage in Housewives-style death by reference overload that runs the risk of making the thread incomprehensible for those who haven't already watched - remember that LESS IS USUALLY MORE

That's a bit dodgy, guys.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Also in line with Kate's complaint, participants are encouraged to NOT engage in Housewives-style death by reference overload that runs the risk of making the thread incomprehensible for those who haven't already watched - remember that LESS IS USUALLY MORE

Definitely not my 100%

 

[Suomi]

Also in line with Kate's complaint, participants are encouraged to NOT engage in Housewives-style death by reference overload that runs the risk of making the thread incomprehensible for those who haven't already watched - remember that LESS IS USUALLY MORE

and anyone who forgets this should remember what is on the flag of Wales

 

[RJN]

I anticipate that the jokes will be so overused that even those of us who haven’t watched the show will memorize them soon enough

 

[Penelope]

Anyway I will be ASSIGNING ROLES NOW and the main thread will open in the COMING HOURS

 

[ButterTart]

Can we still assign ourselves Germanic names and suitably rustic occupations? I want to be Herr Von Der Shepherd, purveyor of mawkish piano ballads at the local bierkeller.

 

[GNL]

and anyone who forgets this should remember what is on the flag of Wales

A green and white field.