Maybe don’t start with thatWhat is wrong with me.
Maybe don’t start with thatWhat is wrong with me.
I think the official diagnosis is Merly's Palsy.What is wrong with me.
Indeed…
I just wanted the round to end. I was very vocal about killing RB but that seemed to be a dead horse.Indeed…
I followed the crowd when I received supposed info about other players.Indeed…
What information?I followed the crowd when I received supposed info about other players.
Also a name from the GUARDIAN ANGEL please.Traitors, if I could have the name of the player you would like to kill please. Majority vote among you needed.
HRH Elizabeth IIAlso a name from the GUARDIAN ANGEL please.
Not sure what to believe right now, and I don't want the traitors to know everything yet.What information?
Look in the mirror!
With who?Well, being booted out of a Whatsapp group because I didn't share a screenshot of my message from Penelope is an intriguing development.
Quite a few players. I'll name names later in case they're genuinely all faithful and they become easy marks for the traitors, but I don't think they should be trusting people based on screenshots.With who?
Fucken slagsAn opportunity to have an AFFAIR has arisen. The first two Lovers to message me privately (via any medium) will have the chance to have an affair tonight.
Have the Mafia STILL not picked? I imagine they're out on the lash celebrating yet another detective dying in the first round.An affair has taken place. Everything has been resolved privately between the various players, but some relationships are now no longer active.
The night phase continues.
There’s helicopters overhead….Appropriately, Goodfellas is on BBC Two. Please arrange for my body to be discovered in a fridge.
USE THE GHOSTOH NO!!! I didn’t know we’d even started! I was really looking forward to this!![]()
Let's slaughter everyone with social lives
Maybe we can drag this out to Easter and we can resurrect you in April.OH NO!!! I didn’t know we’d even started! I was really looking forward to this!![]()
All that for nothing then?!With the night over, the Kennelfanny citizenry awake from their slumber and attend a breakfast diner with a lavish spread of stale croissants and poached kennel cunt. As they all look around, they realise that nobody has died overnight.
DAY 2 COMMENCES

maybe the time ran outAll that for nothing then?!![]()