MOOPY TRAITORS: DAY 8 - WELCOME BACK TO THE PLAY-PEN

[AGinAg (37)]

That news confirms my suspicions that @Suomi is DEFINITELY a traitor and MUST DIE

 

[ButterTart]

And yet @RJN survives, so either the traitors are playing a DREADFUL game or something is rotten in the state of Georgia.

 

[Marina Salty]

That news confirms my suspicions that @Suomi is DEFINITELY a traitor and MUST DIE

 

[Penelope]

The CENSUS has been taken. The early results find there are 11 people residing in Kennelcunt - which means it will take 6 to lynch!

 

[Suomi]

That news confirms my suspicions that @Suomi is DEFINITELY a traitor and MUST DIE

I WAS and AM in an alliance with GNL

 

[Penelope]

The Kennelfanny civil service has processed and analysed all 11 Kennelcunt census returns...

 

[Lucille]

Gripped by the results of this census.

 

[Marina Salty]

Gripped by the results of this census.

 

[Suomi]

@Ag and @Queen of the Bethlehem 🌟 , I gather from your votes that I am not very popular with the spiritual community, but you cannot stop me on my quest to win this game for the Faithfuls.

 

[Indie]

Entering the breakfast bar, the Kennelcunt citizenry finds GNL DEAD. The live-in maid smirks at the discovery, having received death threats over the course of the last few days.

@...and a partridge Indie pear tree @ZenGiraffe - POLL RESET minus jivafox and GNL, S'IL VOUS PLAÎT!

Ffs stop tagging me

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Ffs stop tagging me

Let's vote to lynch @Penelope

 

[Penelope]

The 11-strong population of Kennelcunt on Day 5 is as follows:

• 3 Traitors (1 of whom is SEXY)
• 4 Faithful
• 1 Guardian Angel
• 1 Innocent Child
• 1 Virgin
• 1 Helena Paparizou - Survivor

One pair of Lovers remains in the castle. The live-in maid was found to not have citizenship and has been deported to Kennelgout with immediate effect.

 

[RJN]

The 11-strong population of Kennelcunt on Day 5 is as follows:

• 3 Traitors (1 of whom is SEXY)
• 4 Faithful
• 1 Guardian Angel
• 1 Innocent Child
• 1 Virgin
• 1 Helena Paparizou - Survivor

One pair of Lovers remains in the castle. The live-in maid was found to not have citizenship and has been deported to Kennelgout with immediate effect.

Can you reveal the census at the beginning?

 

[ButterTart]

3 traitors? I'm guessing one must have been bumped off so far, then.

 

[Penelope]

Can you reveal the census at the beginning?

That isn't how censuses work.

 

[GNL]

The 11-strong population of Kennelcunt on Day 5 is as follows:

• 3 Traitors (1 of whom is SEXY)
• 4 Faithful
• 1 Guardian Angel
• 1 Innocent Child
• 1 Virgin
• 1 Helena Paparizou - Survivor

One pair of Lovers remains in the castle. The live-in maid was found to not have citizenship and has been deported to Kennelgout with immediate effect.

I'm glad I sent my letter to Suella Braverman before I passed.

 

[RJN]

That isn't how censuses work.

Yes this census is completely accurate to real life, given that they all reveal the number of virgins

 

[AGinAg (37)]

@ZenGiraffe had an affair with @Suomi before I walked out.

I had an affair with @Brandy Butters before I left, but @Penelope chose not to kill him

 

[AGinAg (37)]

knowing the power of the virgin role, I suspect there have already been one or two. The one remaining one has to go before the end of the game.

 

[Lucille]

So the innocent child IS NOT a virgin?

 

[Indie]

This is beginning to sound like a witch hunt on my part, but the only other person to use the word sexy in this thread is Zen.

 

[jivafox]

So the innocent child IS NOT a virgin?

AND SEXY?

 

[Penelope]

Any bad faith wrecking of the game by dead players (e.g. pretending you were something you were not, or spoiling the game for everyone else by revealing information about other players after your own death) will lead to a temporary ban.

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[Penelope]

knowing the power of the virgin role, I suspect there have already been one or two. The one remaining one has to go before the end of the game.

How would you know the power of the Virgin role?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This is beginning to sound like a witch hunt on my part,

That's really dodgy, guys

 

[ButterTart]

So the innocent child IS NOT a virgin?

Again, spoken like someone who's never heard of Junior Eurovision.

 

[Penelope]

Any bad faith wrecking of the game by dead players (e.g. pretending you were something you were not, or spoiling the game for everyone else by revealing information about other players after your own death) will lead to a temporary ban.

Ag has been blocked from replying to this thread.

 

[jivafox]

My head’s spinnin

 

[Marina Salty]

My head’s spinnin

Those evil traitors must have decapitated you after they stoned you to death

 

[jivafox]

Those evil traitors must have decapitated you after they stoned you to death

Yes, Suomi

 

[ButterTart]

I see the faithful are committed to their policy of firing blindly into the crowd because it worked so well on literally no occasion this entire game.

 

[Lucille]

Does sacrificing the virgin appease the gods?

 

[Kratz]

Shall we have a toast to @GNL?

I’ll be watching who doesn’t raise their glass

 

[ButterTart]

Shall we have a toast to @GNL?

I’ll be watching who doesn’t raise their glass

Sadly I can't participate; @RJN cut off my hands and pissed in the stumps.

Also I'm like a ghost and that so I don't have the corporeal form necessary to manipulate a glass or beaker.

 

[Suomi]

Can the GHOST VOTES be removed please

@…indie in a pear tree, why are you voting for me out of nowhere?

 

[Music]

The sexy traitor must be @Kratz surely?

 

[Kratz]

The sexy traitor must be @Kratz surely?

Not after all my Christmas over-eating

 

[Music]

Not after all my Christmas over-eating

I’m surely we all still would don’t worry

 

[Lucille]

Not after all my Christmas over-eating

FAT KRATZ

 

[Indie]

Can the GHOST VOTES be removed please

@…indie in a pear tree, why are you voting for me out of nowhere?

Gotta vote for someone. I'm convinced at least two of the seven that voted jiva are mafia.

And I still hold a grudge from last time.