Ava Max - Diamonds & Dancefloors

[Cerro de Casa]

I want full on MAX(i) realness meets CARRIE for the video and promo campaign plz

 

[Penelope]

Dancing's Done really is FANTASTISK

 

[Apoca]

Dancing's Done really is FANTASTISK

The Janet LEON qualifier that NEVER WAS.

 

[Kratz]

Dancing's Done really is FANTASTISK

So good! Really back to her best

 

[Penelope]

The Janet LEON qualifier that NEVER WAS.

As if she'd have ever qualified with anything!

 

[K.C.]

She needs to collaborate with CUTEBAD

 

[Pipo]

She needs to collaborate with CUTEBAD

I think she actually wants to take off hun

 

[Jark]

OK wow this one is giving SLAY.

 

[VoR]

Why did she release so much limp crap this year when she had these songs waiting in the wings?

 

[Diddy]

Didn’t this all leak several months ago, or was that fake news?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Why did she release so much limp crap this year when she had these songs waiting in the wings?

Buzz/passion singles.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OK wow this one is giving SLAY.

THE QUEEN!!!!!!

 

[Jark]

Didn’t this all leak several months ago, or was that fake news?

yes but nobody listened because, well, it's Ava Max

 

[Apoca]

OK wow this one is giving SLAY.

 

[Kratz]

yes but nobody listened because, well, it's Ava Max

I did!

Everything has a little disappointing apart from Maybe You’re The Problem (which I think is comfortably amongst her best)…until THIS

I just love that we get Ava Max as an unashamed pop act in this day and age

 

[Cerro de Casa]

A V A MAX

The woman
The icon
The legend

 

[Jark]

people like YOU and ME
were BORN to RUN!
so where we goin'
when the DANCING'S DONE?
(when the dancing's done...)

 

[Cerro de Casa]

I did!

Everything has a little disappointing apart from Maybe You’re The Problem (which I think is comfortably amongst her best)…until THIS

I just love that we get Ava Max as an unashamed pop act in this day and age

I want to have a **** session with @Kratz to Ava Max!!!

 

[K.C.]

I want to have a **** session with @Kratz to Ava Max!!!

You can say SHIT in here babe. And I would too!

 

[Jark]

Kratz and Suedey facetiming while taking a shit to the tune of Torn (asshole) is imagery that's GIVING LIFE.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

AVA MAX FORUM NOW

(Maybe as sub-forum of Gaga?)

 

[K.C.]

AVA MAX FORUM NOW

(Maybe as sub-forum of Current Events)

FIXED

 

[Kratz]

Kratz and Suedey facetiming while taking a shit to the tune of Torn (asshole) is imagery that's GIVING LIFE.

Unflushable ‘Christmas’ Version

 

[VoR]

 

[K.C.]

Oh no, Ava. Not "YOU CAN'T DWINDLE THEM DOWN"

 

[Jark]

very relatable tbh.

 

[Jark]

OMG (what's happening)

 

[K.C.]

Just wait till y'all hear GHOST. It will literally get you pregnant.

 

[Apoca]

With each passing day and track, "Weapons" becomes a more baffling single choice.

Why go with that MIN track when you're sitting on all these MAX tracks?

 

[Jark]

strategic. she wanted to get the SHIT stuff out the way for the STRAIGHTS so that the GAYS could have a 100% BANGERS EXPERIENCE in the NEW YEAR.

 

[Pipo]

Can't believe that the singles released so far (Except Dancing) are the WORST thing on the album, PEAK TROLLING from Queen Ava.

I'm bopping to Naked at the moment, the lost single that never was.

 

[OutSynk]

Nothing sounds even remotely as good as Dancing's Done.

 

[Pipo]

Nothing sounds even remotely as good as Dancing's Done.

I didn't see this one coming!

 

[funky]

OK wow this one is giving SLAY.

Ok so this is good.

 

[Jark]

I'm wet

 

[Devil]

I’m so confused. Is the album out? Is it a new track every day for weeks? Wasn’t the vinyl accidentally sent out six months ago?

She is such an enigma

 

[Jark]

the album is still a month away she's simply whipping up some last minute homosexual anticipácion

 

[Pipo]

I'm wet

omg is she sampling the Whistle Song from Kill Bill? It wouldn't surprise if she is.

 

[Jark]

the chopped up lyric on the chorus is "uh oh, I know what you did last summer" this surely has to be a single?

 

[Jark]

those who tried the leak have raved about Ghost and it does sound like QUITE a banger. the europop vibes are severe!



love this half-arsed "walking around in a blazer on a chess board" visual. the budget's DONE.