Saturday starts the thread early before the networks get busy

[AGinAg (37)]

we were playing "cards against humanity" last year and my mom pulled me aside to ask what "pop your pussy" means

What did you tell her? Did you demonstrate?

 

[RJN]

Watching the new year musical blowout show Kouhaku, there’s a non-binary queen singing a Dragonball theme while riding a Phoenix.

I love this show, they just throw all the kitchen sinks

 

[RJN]

What did you tell her? Did you demonstrate?

Yeah I popped my bussy, twerked, and slayed the house down

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Yeah I popped my bussy, twerked, and slayed the house down

You get a basil

 

[Diddy]

Now a … mature female singer is duetting with a hologram of her younger self

 

[Lucille]

Now a … mature female singer is duetting with a hologram of her younger self

(Poignant)

 

[RJN]

Now a … mature female singer is duetting with a hologram of her younger self

I'll be putting on the same performance for my 30th birthday

 

[Tisch]

I'll be putting on the same performance for my 30th birthday

 

[RJN]

 

[Diddy]

I’m duetting with an older fatter hologram of myself so I look slim and people stop telling me I look tired

 

[floppet]

we were playing "cards against humanity" last year and my mom pulled me aside to ask what "pop your pussy" means

I had to explain to my fourteen year old niece what bukkake was when we played it.

 

[RJN]

I had to explain to my fourteen year old niece what bukkake was when we played it.

That’s worse

 

[Lucille]

You didn’t HAVE TO

 

[Lucille]

Praise to the blood moon my train arrived AND I got a seat.

 

[floppet]

You didn’t HAVE TO

My brother and sister in law, her parents, insisted that I did! They were playing too. Everybody in my family loves how it starts with an embarrassed smirk on my face that then turns into giggling, followed by pig-snort laughing and ending in me laughing so hard it sounds like Muttley because I can't breathe. The longer it goes on the worse I get and everybody finds it hilarious except for me.

I'm not sure whether it's a confirmed medical condition but some people unfortunately start laughing hysterically when bad or embarrassing things happen to them. I had to put my head between my legs at my grandad's funeral so my gran would only see my shoulders shaking and would think I was crying. I was, but with laughter.

 

[RJN]

In high school I couldn’t stop laughing during a presentation by a survivor of war in Sudan

 

[RJN]

Not because it was funny of course, just a weird reaction

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I had to explain to my fourteen year old niece what bukkake was when we played it.

Did you demonstrate by cumming on her face?

Sorry.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Although bukkake would mean the whole room cums on her face

 

[Lucille]

I’m back in zone 2 girls

 

[Diddy]

Although bukkake would mean the whole room cums on her face

 

[floppet]

Did you demonstrate by cumming on her face?

Sorry.

Agnetha! Trust you to bring things down to the lowest common denominator. Honestly!

yeah alright, it was a bit funny

 

[Lucille]

Someone is singing Christmas songs on the platform at Highbury & Islington.

 

[Lucille]

The train is still 9 minutes away…

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The train is still 9 minutes away…

How long from A to B in the end?