The Traitors SHAG RANK

[RS]

Aaron
Amos
Keiran
Imran
Theo
Matt
Tom
Ivan
Wilfred (He looks like he stinks, in a bad way)
Rayan
John

 

[Kratz]

Do we reckon John gives a happy ending?

 

[RS]

I’m actually being a bit too harsh on John. Looks wise he’s the kind of tina pig I’d go for sometimes (too often).

 

[Lucille]

 

[RS]

Ok that gesture just pushed him down to the bottom again.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m actually being a bit too harsh on John. Looks wise he’s the kind of tina pig I’d go for sometimes (too often).

 

[Kratz]

I’m actually being a bit too harsh on John. Looks wise he’s the kind of tina pig I’d go for sometimes (too often).

 

[Dark Carnival]

Aaron
Matt

The rest

 

[Kratz]

Imran
Edit: Matt

That is all

 

[Lucille]

Completely forgot Rayan existed.

 

[COB]

Rayan is still one of my top picks for the shag rank

 

[Lucille]

Rayan is still one of my top picks for the shag rank

 

[Lucille]

More chubby GLUMSTER than chubby FUNSTER.

 

[COB]

That one tweet where he talked about how he'd have set off the lasers with his FAT ASS though

 

[Lucille]

 

[RS]

Did he say if it’s hairy?

 

[Lucille]

Did he say if it’s hairy?

 

[Kratz]

I mean, really

 

[Generic Account]

Ivan
Ivan
Ivan

Amos
Aaron
Matt
Kieran
Magician

 

[Generic Account]

 

[Penelope]

I still can't tell if Ivan's ONE OF US or just a Guardian reading ponce.

 

[cwej]

The latter I'm sure.

 

[lolly]

I'd say most likely both

 

[GNL]

I still can't tell if Ivan's ONE OF US or just a Guardian reading ponce.

The age old question; gay or posh.

 

[Madison]

I’d guess gay:

 

[Iguana]

I’d guess gay:

Amazing

 

[Beverley]

She’s a FAG! She’s made enough references to it on Twitter

 

[cwej]

Well there goes my gaydar then!

 

[cwej]

I do love The Traitors as a show, but I'm a bit tired of their zoom calls and parties on social media every day now.

 

[Suedehead]

SORRY I ONLY GOT THE MEMO TWO MONTHS LATER

1. Kieran zaddddddy
2. Aaron
3. Amos
4. Matt
5. Wilfred
6. Tom
7. Theo
8. Imran
9. Ivan
10. John
11. Rayan

 

[Suedehead]

I mean Aaron is one of the most beautiful men ever
But Kieran would give it nice and hard. My anus quivers for him.

 

[Lucille]

A parting gift.

 

[Suedehead]

A parting gift.

I was YAAAASS KING'ing when he did that

 

[AlgoAlex]

FYI third picture

 

[Suedehead]

 

[Lucille]

Also a nice pic of Aaron taking a shit if you’re into that

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Also a nice pic of Aaron taking a shit if you’re into that

Who wouldn't be?

 

[Suedehead]

To be honest I would have sex with all of them
Even Rayan

 

[Lucille]

 

[COB]

ESPECIALLY Rayan tbh