The Unholy Ghost
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I hate the coffee from ALL of them. Even espresso made at home from the cheapest Lidl beans tastes better
Yes, but it's got that bit of RED running through it that would make you phone a GP if you were to find it after you'd wiped.Is it BROWN?
Mmm… really puts one in the mood for fancy tuckYes, but it's got that bit of RED running through it that would make you phone a GP if you were to find it after you'd wiped.

Starbucks is the worst. Staling burnt and bitter beans fished out of someone’s hole and all at a premium price - deliciousI hate the coffee from ALL of them. Even espresso made at home from the cheapest Lidl beans tastes better


I'll sayNot YET and hopefully never![]()

@AdministratorWhy is Pumpkin not a prominent feature of the Moopy banner?

Well hot chocolate is almost £3 and it was 2 spoons of powder and hot water,when questioned is that's what u get free with drinks voucher girl said that's what they do anyway. Disgusting!!!!!

Half a cup?
Quick service but only half a cup of coffee, never seen a latte with so much foam on top. Havant coffee options have sadly declined.
AMAZING!!!!!
Lovely staff, friendly and welcoming. helpful also with local knowledge. clean and safe feeling environment
Poor Service
This cafe has gone to the pits as of late!!!! Never open when it’s meant to be as advertised !! When open staff are too busy talking about their lives than too serve. Truely appalling service !!
Great staff
Friendly atmosphere, clean and staff are friendly too! Food was warm and fresh coffee was good value.
Ordered a regular and got a small coffee and charged for a large
Terrible coffee in a reg sized cup and charged for a large and it was only halved filled. Was so dissappointed but think it was possibly a new assistant so maybe it was by mistake.
Shocking
Outdated shop looks like its still in Victorian era. Price of items extortionate. Any item your used to buying you can double the price and a bit more I'd you buy from here. My suggestion stay far away from these robbing f###s
Ordered a regular and got a small coffee and charged for a large
Terrible coffee in a reg sized cup and charged for a large and it was only halved filled
!) and more time aggressively pushing the Cookie Crumbles and Winter Warmers.I've since had confirmation that this one is gone for goodGod I need to get to a Pumpkin soon. Google is giving me conflicting reports that there might be one in STIRLING, which would be perfect for a little day trip one weekend - full report coming soon![]()

“Joanne, we HAVE asked you not to discuss your gonorrhea upset in front of customers. It puts them off their foamy ‘ccinos.”They want to spend less time talking about their lives (!) and more time aggressively pushing the Cookie Crumbles and Winter Warmers.
But the TUNA MAYO on such a SENSUOUS SOFT CRUMB!Tempted to make an Upper Crust - WHAT DO YOU THINK thread, but we all know the answer don't we.
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But the TUNA MAYO on such a SENSUOUS SOFT CRUMB!
They really do dish up the cheapest nastiest baguettes imaginable and I’m sure that prices at the far superior Paul are lower. And you’re always guaranteed a fashionable TORN MOUTH chez Paul thanks to those sharp artisanal edges 

Imagine being averse to such a rich and creamy spreadNobody talk to me about MAYO please, I've made my position very clear![]()


Really helps it SLIDE DOWNBut it’s so CREAMY and WET!

What a relief! Get over there NOW!
I ran CLEAN across the lines. A little electrocution is worth it for a Pumpkin frothy oneWhat a relief! Get over there NOW!
It was! I would have gone there but I have BILLS TO PAYIs that very upmarket Caffé Ritazza INSIDE the *pp*r Cr*st?!