SORBVISION™ RESULTS EXTRAVAGALA (LIVE TONIGHT AT 7PM!)

[straightorbroken]

Let's get this thing over with, shall we? Well may I excitedly suggest attending the official premiere of the first and finally happening SORBVISION RESULTS EXTRAVAGALA tonight at 7pm.

I dramatically recommend casting to a TV or laptop. I have watched the feature back and it looks incredible in 4K on the big screen, so please steal one of those if you don’t have one already. Tonight’s premiere is sponsored by Whoops Now by Janet Jackson, a half eaten packet of bagels found in Claire Sweeney’s handbag, and Diana Vickers singing “whoopsy daisy” from her hit song My Wicked Heart in real life whenever deliberately bumping into people when it is far from necessary.



Running Order:

INTRO (hold on tight!)
01/ @queenofthebay
02/ @SystemAddict
03/ @jyxz
04/ @Rita
05/ @ButterTart
06/ @GNL
07/ @Indie
08/ @dUb
09/ @haikurewrites
10/ @ZenGiraffe
11/ @Kate
12/ @Diddy
13/ @jivafox
14/ @rainingonme
15/ @illadvised
16/ @straightorbroken
17/ @Music
18/ @BoysForSeles
19/ @Northwoods89
20/ @dmlaw
21/ @OutSynk
22/ @Suomi
21/ @HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
24/ @Ag
25/ @Tisch
26/ @rowantree
27/ @Alex
28/ @Kala
29/ @COB
30/ @Alla
31/ @RaspberrySwirl
32/ VERY SPECIAL GUEST (a certain 90s dance icon I may have mentioned before)
33/ @rhythmbandit
34/ @D5K
35/ @Berly
36/ @funky
37/ @??
38/ @Pingu
39/ @Penelope
40/ @RJN
AND NOW A WARNING: “WICKED” TWIST - WINNER ANNOUNCED (by Kimberly live on stage!)
THE END.



A very special thank you to RJN for their kindness and patience throughout. And an apology to @Rita – I wasn’t deliberately ignoring your question, I just wasn’t able to answer it. It’s been quite a week!

 

[Diddy]

God bless her and all who sail in her

 

[RS]

Big fan of Janft’s Whoops Now

 

[Alla]

I'll have to watch it tomorrow because MF starts at 7 pm and then something else, good luck everyone x

 

[Marina Salty]

Kimberley Walsh?

 

[jyxz]

A ‘Wicked’ twist?

Sinitta?

 

[straightorbroken]

I'll have to watch it tomorrow because MF starts at 7 pm and then something else, good luck everyone x

It starts 2 hours after mine, but thank you for promoting a rival show that may have ran simultaneously - it could have been the sequel to people taking over my avatar reveal thread I didn't know I wanted

 

[Alla]

sorb i don't need to promote anything, half of moooy is gonna watch MF I have someone over for that, our national final and more, so i better watch it tomorrow than today not paying much attention.

(MF is at 7pm, not 2 hours later)

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

This scheduling is particularly anti-Sweden! What have Drottning Silvia and Victor Crone ever done to you?!

 

[ButterTart]

This scheduling is particularly anti-Sweden! What have Drottning Silvia and Victor Crone ever done to you?!

Victor Crone electrocuted his racing pigeons

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Victor Crone electrocuted his racing pigeons

Very dark days ahead for all

 

[Alla]

Victor Crone electrocuted his racing pigeons

Hopefully not the white one, she's singing and racing for the win in our NF tonight

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'll be watching Norway anyway.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

GOOD LUCK THOUGH

 

[Suomi]

Sorb move it to tomorrow so your hard work can be enjoyed by a larger live audience in full glory!

 

[Alla]

Yes please, there is so much going on tonight that this is not gonna make @lolly's ratings chart.

 

[ButterTart]

I was panicking about how I was going to fit this in alongside MF, but I was determined to make it work. Moving to tomorrow makes more sense, with ASF @RJN premiering immediately afterwards.

 

[RS]

I totally approve of this anti-MF move, but I myself will be away this evening (and probably forced to watch MF) so I wouldn’t mind if it was moved to tomorrow.

 

[BoysForSeles]

I’m happy to receive a private show at 7. I won’t tell I promise x

 

[jyxz]

Poor SorB

 

[straightorbroken]

Sorb move it to tomorrow so your hard work can be enjoyed by a larger live audience in full glory!

Okay, only for you. Don't tell anyone else though. Changed

 

[Tisch]

Can't wait for whatever extravaganza awaits. I feel like we'll definitely need it tomorrow

 

[straightorbroken]

Can't wait for whatever extravaganza awaits. I feel like we'll definitely need it tomorrow

I think you'll need Monday even more now personally

 

[Diddy]

So is MF on at 7pm Swedotime or 5pm Swedotime? (Or some other time because I got the time difference wrong)

Anyway this is all moot because it’s like 4am for me so I’ll watch it tomorrow

Love your hair, I hope you come second to me

 

[Rita]

I’ll be around for the first hour.

 

[straightorbroken]

I’ll be around for the first hour.

Tonight or tomorrow?

 

[Rita]

Tonight or tomorrow?

Tomorrow my love.

 

[jyxz]

I’ll be around for the first hour.

And the rest?

Rutting away like a feral woodland beast?

 

[Diddy]

Also, how long IS it? If it’s a video then I can’t imagine it’s an hour long!

 

[Rita]

And the rest?

Rutting away like a feral woodland beast?

Watching CALL THE MIDWIFE.

 

[OutSynk]

Wait so this was supposed to be tonight but was moved cause of MF?

 

[Diddy]

Wait so this was supposed to be tonight but was moved cause of MF?

I believe that @Suomi is evil

 

[Alla]

Wait so this was supposed to be tonight but was moved cause of MF?

 

[Rita]

Are the results all getting delivered via VIDEO?

 

[straightorbroken]

Are the results all getting delivered via VIDEO?

Did you want the 90s dance legend to supply her votes via text? She is on camera darling, addressing moopy (as in moopy) and wouldn't stop

 

[Marina Salty]

I’m happy to receive a private show at 7. I won’t tell I promise x

Same pls

 

[straightorbroken]

The Eurovision waifs and strays defending their time slot was quite arousing. How does a filthy casual like myself watch this festival of melodies?

 

[straightorbroken]

Same pls

The ferry to bfs' hasn't left yet, so you've got time. Hop on.

 

[straightorbroken]

6 hours to go.

 

[OutSynk]

Not sure I'm ready for what AWAITS us tonight.