Melodifestivalen 2023: Deltävling One - Gothenburg

[FetchFugly]

Such intense choreography

Walk and wiggle.

 

[ButterTart]

Better than I expected, to be fair.

 

[VoR]

Hmm. Tone is very charming but that had big 5th place energy to me.

 

[Kratz]

Yeah I think that was better than we were expecting.

 

[ButterTart]

Lulu’s life seems very attainable.

 

[Alla]

Bravo Tone!

 

[ButterTart]

Don’t remind us of fucking Dandi Dansa.

 

[ButterTart]

Are they doing sob stories?

 

[FetchFugly]

Can't they go back to pretending to paint or something rather than these presumably deep sit down interviews.

 

[VoR]

WORKING MUM

 

[FetchFugly]

That is VERY GREEN

 

[FetchFugly]

And rougher vocally than I expected.

 

[win_the_game]

These performances have been very BUDGET so far.

 

[VoR]

 

[Tisch]

The very brief glimpse of DRESSOGRAPHY got me back into the glory days of JessAn. It's a slow burn but I'm getting into the Melfest mood finally

This is much more joyous than Tone's.

 

[Kratz]

Oh that was not very good

 

[Music]

That vocal, ouch! Good song though.

 

[VoR]

Loved the general warmth and joy of that, and of course the WINK, but the vocal fell apart a bit towards the end.

 

[Tisch]

She reached the money note correctly but it just didn't sound pleasant at all

 

[Tisch]

Stick Jasmine Masters back on backing vocals, she needs it I think

 

[FetchFugly]

The song seemed very nice but Lulu didn't sound great to begin with and got worse.

 

[ButterTart]

That was great. We established with the Mamas that she’s, at best, nodding acquaintances with successful big notes, so my expectations were tempered accordingly. The performance and the song are excellent.

 

[ButterTart]

This one is very gormless but at least he likes Sean Banan.

 

[ButterTart]

He reminds me of Roberto Bellarosa, except he had a good song.

 

[win_the_game]

Twink ballad isn't as bad as I thought it would be.

 

[ButterTart]

Mumbly, sad boy SHITE has been MF kryptonite for years, why the hell are they still persisting with it?

 

[VoR]

Oh FFS this is going through, isn't it?

 

[Alla]

The twink dead last, please

 

[ButterTart]

Oh FFS this is going through, isn't it?

NO!

 

[Tisch]

I had a loo break but from what I could hear it was probably the best so far

 

[win_the_game]

I had a loo break but from what I could hear it was probably the best so far

It was.

 

[Tisch]

I had a loo break but from what I could hear it was probably the best so far

I take it back SEND THIS WOMAN TO EUROVISION

 

[FetchFugly]

TASTE

 

[Tisch]

Yeah if you're thinking of bringing this song to Liverpool you can't use the WANKER symbol as your "thing" boys, find something else

 

[VoR]

These two look like they've never been on a stage before in their lives

 

[win_the_game]

That whistling was very obviously performed live.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Rejhans is not the transmasculine representation I want, ultimately.

 

[ButterTart]

This is bizarrely lacking in energy. I feel like I’m supposed to like it more than I do.

 

[VoR]

The taller one is visibly shitting himself

STICK TO TIKTOK LADZ

 

[Tisch]

That whistling was very obviously performed live.

Some of us can't whistle

#weexist