Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
*CACKLE*
*GROAN*
*fart*
*GROAN*
*fart*
Oh the odd night every now and then is nice. I usually treat myself to haute cuisine such as sausage and MASH, which tastes so much better without somebody gagging at the sight of mashed potato!Also about to reunited with the lizard after a weekI quite enjoyed the alone time initially but I've got bored with it the last few days.
Hoping I can still do this in the bed every night though
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@Star would like you to know that you are very much in the wrong and also that she has sent you a nice jar of 'blinding gel' to rub on your eyes. You should ignore the name. It's more of a paste.Good morning! Currently in a hot dispute with an OPTICIANS, it's all happening![]()
WELL, it's probably not that interesting but here's the storyI find opticians the most passive of the medical profession so WHAT is happening?!
I got Lasik back in 2005 with a particular well-known company, and at the time they offered "lifetime aftercare". Over the past couple of years I've had an issue where one of my eyes is weaker than the other and it apparently can't be fixed with glasses? I've had a few appointments with an NHS opthalmologist and apparently I have a thing called post-Lasik ectasia, and there's this procedure called crosslinking I can have which will correct/stabilise it. The dispute comes because APPARENTLY this company should be doing this for me, but they've said they want £100 just for the initial consultation never mind any actual surgical procedures. They definitely still have me on file from 2005, but I'm not sure I still have paperwork from back then where the lifetime aftercare was mentioned (though there are loads of results if you Google it with people saying the company offered it until around 2009). I have another appointment at the hospital next month and I think if I've fully exhausted this route I will be able to get it done on the NHS, but I'm a bit annoyed at feeling like I have to jump through all these hoops. Just fix my eyes!
She's going to be Right Here Waiting for you in the car.I've just got 2 tickets to see Richard Marx at the Royal Albert Hall. Mandy is not very excited![]()
Sounds Hazardous for RacheyShe's going to be Right Here Waiting for you in the car.

but why don't you have a fridge?I am being DICKED ABOUT a lot as a customer today, first the storage place just had my pants down, then I've just spent half an hour on the phone to BT to find out that the text they sent me this morning to tell me my Broadband is active and ready actually means my broadband might come on at an time today up to midnight.
WHY FUCKING LIE.
but why don't you have a fridge?
Ooohh what shop is it from? We're wanting to make cherry Bakewell again but the almond essence we were using has been discontinued. So I'm trying to see which one the different shops are using and which tastes best.Currently enjoying some Roly's Cherry Bakewell fudge @Rachey
Salisbury. It was nice, but not particularly almondy.Ooohh what shop is it from? We're wanting to make cherry Bakewell again but the almond essence we were using has been discontinued. So I'm trying to see which one the different shops are using and which tastes best.
Does it taste almondy?
Interesting. This is the issue we're all having, nothing is strong enough.Salisbury. It was nice, but not particularly almondy.