MOTHERFESTIVALEN 2023: Deltävling 4 (Malmö) - ft. Lorraine (sp?)

[Soldi]

Still looking forward to VoR’s write-ups

 

[Lucille]

Love that this thread already has more posts than the other 3 heats

 

[COB]

I just watched the VISUAL SNIPPET of Mariette, can somebody PLEASE hand her some ARGON OIL?? The hair is positively frizzante!

Poor Mariette, I do believe A Million Years would have been an incredible entry for Estonia, but she's clearly going to suffer the most on Saturday vs the Loreen JUGGERNAUT!
WHO is going to vote for HER when Loreen is giving us a SPLIFF SANDWICH??

Hopefully nobody

 

[Lucille]

Can’t believe there’s still 20 hours to wait until we’re all suckling on MOTHER’S TEETS.

 

[Soldi]

Can’t believe there’s still 20 hours to wait until we’re all suckling on MOTHER’S TEETS.

And hopefully not too long after we should be getting Käärijä’s tits confirmed for Liverpool

 

[Lucille]

If Scandinavia pulls off Queen of the Kings/Tatoo/Cha Cha Cha they will single handedly save Eurovision 2023.

 

[GNL]

And hopefully not too long after we should be getting Käärijä’s tits confirmed for Liverpool
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Mother, meet DAD.

 

[ButterTart]

I’m glad shitty old Axel came LAST.

 

[Dark Carnival]

DEAD!

 

[Lucille]

And hopefully not too long after we should be getting Käärijä’s tits confirmed for Liverpool
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Having the filthiest thoughts about DAD in his LOVELY WIG.

 

[Soldi]

Having the filthiest thoughts about DAD in his LOVELY WIG.

He’s younger than you bbz x

 

[Kevin]

I’d say just release it since it’s already out there.

 

[Lucille]

He’s younger than you bbz x

I can hardly say I want to suckle on SON’S TEETS, that would sound WEIRD.

 

[Soldi]

I’d say just release it since it’s already out there.

100% chance of top 1.

 

[SDF]

I’d say just release it since it’s already out there.

I’m sure it’s just the phone, but literally no idea what words she’s singing

 

[Alla]

100% chance of top 1.

Please use the standard format: 100 % chances for top 10., 100 % of Top 5, 100% chances of Top 3...and 100% of the Top 1.

 

[Lucille]

I’m feeling very MOTHERLY!

 

[Lucille]

I’ve not felt this intoxicated and feral since that pic of Marco Mengoni’s PITS.

 

[Alla]

I’ve not felt this intoxicated and feral since that pic of Marco Mengoni’s PITS.

That irresistible Sanremo stench was coming from somewhere else

Spoiler

MOTHER!!!

 

[Kratz]

I’ve not felt this intoxicated and feral since that pic of Marco Mengoni’s PITS.

I sent that to my ex last night (not as some sort of desperate last night come on…) and he didn’t get the fuss. Fool.

 

[Kratz]

Please use the standard format: 100 % chances for top 10., 100 % of Top 5, 100% chances of Top 3...and 100% of the Top 1.

Did we ever hear from that individual again?

 

[HalamaK]

84% to win heat, 58% MF, 28% ESC!

 

[Beverley]

When is this shit on Spotify plz - I NEED IT!

 

[VoR]

I believe everything goes online after the show tonight whether she wins or not.

 

[Dark Carnival]

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY MOPSY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's deeply possible, I won't be watching, as I'm at a friends house. Although I may insist we pop it on

 

[Christian]

I've already informed my hosts for this evening that we will be breaking for Eurovision at 7.

 

[Sheena]

I’m power mincing home from a day out with OLD ELLEN in Brighton to show my FULL SUPPORT.

 

[Lucille]

Get ready to be wiped out bottoms.

 

[ButterTart]

I've already informed my hosts for this evening that we will be breaking for Eurovision at 7.

As have I

It was my condition for coming up to see them this weekend.

 

[RS]

I’ve heard the song in full and now it’s stuck in my head. I do agree with @Ag , the ”woo hoo hoo” bit brings the song down a bit, I wish it wasn’t there but otherwise it’s a good Eurovision song.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Are we all amending social plans for this?

 

[ButterTart]

I’m already excited for Mama L’s future heat 3 interval medley where she drops a you-oo-ooPHORIA transition.

 

[OutSynk]

I’ve heard the song in full and now it’s stuck in my head. I do agree with @Ag , the ”woo hoo hoo” bit brings the song down a bit, I wish it wasn’t there but otherwise it’s a good Eurovision song.

Oh it’s terrible and it’s the MAIN hook.

 

[Lucille]

Oh it’s terrible and it’s the MAIN hook.

 

[Soldi]

Oh it’s terrible and it’s the MAIN hook.

Someone ban this troll please.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Someone ban this troll please.

He'll be nursing at Mother's teat soon enough.

 

[VoR]

If only it was as transcendent of a hook as BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGES

 

[Lucille]

He'll be nursing at Mother's teat soon enough.

Keep his FANGS away from mummy’s milkers.

 

[Kratz]

Are we all amending social plans for this?

This is my social plan!