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William McKinley organises rave at Sandy Hook

 

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Grover Cleveland steamer

 

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George Washington and Abraham Lincoln name all the other Presidents sat by a pool, wearing sparkly shorts, sipping pink cocktails

 

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George Bush Sr excluded for legal reasons

 

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Come look at my melons

 

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My favourite Moopy names:

@Rachey

 

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[Suedehead]

Fuck fest

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

Fuck fest

I have never read such filth

 

[Suedehead]

MARY what do you think of FISTING

 

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Ian Wright has chicken tonight despite advert cancellation.

 

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Mary Whitehouse Vs Whitehouse

 

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Bob Marley eats barley with a snarly Chris Farley

 

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Kate Winslett discovers new species of Pokemon; names it "Katewinslett"

 

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Geogg Norcott neither Geoff nor cot.

 

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Andy Zaltzman's dandy Walkmans.

 

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Sugababes play Glastonbury (in October).

 

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Howard Jones on the phone to Jesse Owens - by Owen Jones.

 

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Quoth the raven "oh, fuck up".

 

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Woooooooah, we're half way there, WOOOOO-OH!...

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

Mary Whitehouse Vs Whitehouse

I've played this to over 5,000 children who are now all paedophiles, shoplifters, jaywalkers, nancies, muggers and arsonists.

Absolutely DISGRACEFUL

 

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Ed Sheeran Oswald Mosely collab when?

 

[Mary Whitehouse]

MARY what do you think of FISTING

I regularly like to put my FISTS in the air, to celebrate MORAL VICTORIES over homosexuals, pornographers and the BBC. So if that's what fisting is then call me a CHAMPION FISTER.

 

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Herbie Hancock "dithers" over Toby Carvery menu.

 

[OutSynk]

@Mary Whitehouse what do you think of FELCHING

 

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Suella Braverman now "22% more cunt" after vaginal enlargement surgery.

 

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Mary Whitehouse even less funny than Jocasta Clun.

 

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Sue Gray Report - Dub Version

 

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Scotch egg defeats Oliver Letwin at Scabble.

 

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Miley Cyrus defeats virus using pious King Midas and Tobias's arthritis.

 

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The inferior temporal gyrus is the anterior region of the temporal lobe located underneath the central temporal sulcus. The primary function of the occipital temporal gyrus – otherwise referenced as IT cortex – is associated with visual stimuli processing, namely visual object recognition, and has been suggested by recent experimental results as the final location of the ventral cortical visual system.

 

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Otto Von Wernherr is a German singer and actor. He was born in Heidelberg under the name Ottheinrich Werner. Today, he's best known for working on some of his songs with singer-songwriter Madonna as a backing singer, and acting in Slava Tsukerman's new wave cult movie Liquid Sky.

 

[Suedehead]

@Mary Whitehouse what was the last thing you ate

 

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Excuse me, this autocorrect button is fualty.

 

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amp reluctancy

 

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avionics superior