Charlie Puth - Possible QUEEN, Definite WHORE

[Zu]

Is he dating Taylor Swift? Looks like her type

 

[Zu]

I've just been sick in my mouth. Sore and greasy lips and a pit which almost certainly stinks of breast milk and Cheetos

 

[straightorbroken]

I don’t want to look at any of it. What sort of surname is PUTH? HI I’M ZU PUTH

Oh I know, at least spell it POOF and call it a gay day.

 

[COB]

Obviously I'm not one to judge anyone's taste in men (), but these threads about Moopy's sexpiece du jour just end up leaving me BAFFLED It's always the exact same type of guy, and they never look any better than the thousands of WILLING WHORES you can find on the internet who'll actually let you see it going in. Is the appeal mainly from them being (sometimes marginally) famous in another field?

 

[Zu]

Obviously I'm not one to judge anyone's taste in men (), but these threads about Moopy's sexpiece du jour just end up leaving me BAFFLED It's always the exact same type of guy, and they never look any better than the thousands of WILLING WHORES you can find on the internet who'll actually let you see it going in. Is the appeal mainly from them being (sometimes marginally) famous in another field?

WELL QUITE. I bet they all have a very succulent BUSSY though and perhaps a PENDULOUS PEEN which they can parade while treating the lucky fella or lady to their amazing hits

 

[Zu]

That underwear is disgusting though.

Quite brown round the back I’m told

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Obviously I'm not one to judge anyone's taste in men (), but these threads about Moopy's sexpiece du jour just end up leaving me BAFFLED It's always the exact same type of guy, and they never look any better than the thousands of WILLING WHORES you can find on the internet who'll actually let you see it going in. Is the appeal mainly from them being (sometimes marginally) famous in another field?

This. I never understand the thirst threads on this site. The guys are almost always deeply unstimulating. The thrill that seems to arise from a bum crack from some featured artist or Instagram model leaves me limp and cold. Either way too much muscle or money.

 

[Zu]

I think a face which indicates an interesting personality is essential and I’m not getting that here. Would he prance around in a lovely lime green top and attractive nail polish? NO HE WOULD NOT. I bet he only eats CARROTS

 

[Zu]

This. I never understand the thirst threads on this site. The guys are almost always deeply unstimulating.

There’s more excitement to be found in the undies section of the Janet Fraser catalogue or perhaps LITTLEWOODS depending on your catalogue de choix

 

[Zu]

Perhaps @COB and I should set up our own very delicious thirstbox with contributions of course welcomed from Hoskins stan @Marilyn

 

[lolly]

He's exceedingly ordinary looking to me, but certainly not unattractive.

I'm just here for any pop star/actor/man in general getting their arse out on a swing.

 

[Suedehead]

I find him attractive because he's exceedingly ordinary looking.

 

[Suedehead]

I mean it's ok if you don't find him attractive. His bubble butt is not for you!

 

[OutSynk]

Cute t-shirt in this one.

Spoiler

 

[Christian]

Justice for Mr Puth!

Justice for the Maluma thread (RIP)!

 

[funky]

It’s the nerdy look that does it for me

Hollywood is full of those cute nerdy looking American boys. See also Tye Sheridan

 

[Suedehead]

It’s the nerdy look that does it for me

Hollywood is full of those cute nerdy looking American boys. See also Tye Sheridan

I can be nerdy too ZODDY!

 

[Pipo]

at least Austin Mahone )DEAD now of course) is objectively GOOD LOOKING.

 

[K.C.]

I think Moopy just likes a good COCK TEASE. Just watch, the second he comes out the girls will start dragging him

 

[Dark Carnival]

I mean it's ok if you don't find him attractive. His bubble butt is not for you!

BUBBLE WHERE?

 

[Shoat]

I'm not going to be able to unsmell Cheetos and breast milk. It will always now be a NON from me. Thanks Zu!

 

[Zu]

I'm not going to be able to unsmell Cheetos and breast milk. It will always now be a NON from me. Thanks Zu!

ANY TIME!

 

[Zu]

I mean it's ok if you don't find him attractive.

WE KNOW RIGHT

 

[Zu]

You might remember him from such memorable chart hits as

 

[Zu]

God I want to fuck him so bad

Well you're never going to, so why not pop to the Spar for ambient snacks and see if you can get a leg over someone on the till

 

[Suedehead]

Well you're never going to, so why not pop to the Spar for ambient snacks and see if you can get a leg over someone on the till

I'm more of a Lidl till WHORE darling
We don't really do Spar DOWN this part of the country but the Lidl checkout STAFF (and car park loiterers) know me QUITE well

 

[Suedehead]

In fact I'd go so far as saying that I probably prefer Lidl Snaktastic cheese puffs over Wotsits!!

 

[Suedehead]

I know they're not quite Cheetos @Shoat but they'll DO

 

[OutSynk]

I know they're not quite Cheetos @Shoat but they'll DO

But what about the breast milk?

 

[Zu]

the Lidl checkout STAFF (and car park loiterers) know me QUITE well

Sounds ominous and alarming

BUSSY ON SPLAYED PARADE NEXT TO THE SNAKTASTICS IS IT

 

[funky]

If mopsy knows how to do ONE THING compared to the internet's vast array of forums and chat lounges, it is its ability to DERAIL A THREAD

 

[COB]

Thread derailed by CHEESE PUFFS ON THE LINE

 

[Shoat]

In fact I'd go so far as saying that I probably prefer Lidl Snaktastic cheese puffs over Wotsits!!

The important question is does the cheap stuff still leave the ORANGE BIOHAZARD CRUST

I assume Lidl would source their breast milk in-house. No wonder it takes Bertha so long to open a till.

 

[Zu]

If mopsy knows how to do ONE THING compared to the internet's vast array of forums and chat lounges, it is its ability to DERAIL A THREAD

For myself it’s more of a perverse and disregarding wilfulness. Bit bored or uninterested? Let’s CHANGE THE SUBJECT!

 

[Zu]

I do hope it was my mention of Charlie Puth’s stinking Cheeto and tit milk pit which led us down the road of Snaktastic chat. I mean you can’t beat Lidl snacks. CHOCKFUL O’ FILTH

 

[lolly]

I'm still very much favouring Bobby's BBQ sauce potato snax

 

[Shoat]

Oh it was. Zu, if you could also share your thoughts on L'EAU DE PARFUM de Harry Styles and Shawn Mendes, I think you'd be RESCUING a lot of sexually undemanding gays.

 

[OutSynk]

I've just been sick in my mouth. Sore and greasy lips and a pit which almost certainly stinks of breast milk and Cheetos

 

[Zu]

Oh it was. Zu, if you could also share your thoughts on L'EAU DE PARFUM de Harry Styles and Shawn Mendes, I think you'd be RESCUING a lot of sexually undemanding gays.

I had to Google Shawn Mendes as I don’t know her. All I’m getting is VALUE AIR FRESHENER. I suppose this is better than the odour of the Puth Titmilch, Cheetos and SKIDS. I think Harry Styles might favour Comme des Garçons much like myself so I can’t find fault there although the first thing that came to mind was LYNX AFRICA

 

[RJN]

How did everyone read this thread and not acknowledge that he has a song called SMELLS LIKE ME?