Eurovision 2023 News

[Soldi]

Right up the "other" it went. Well I say "it". It was the WHOLE PACKET. Caring ELC facilitator Jamie was left VERILY TORN ASUNDER

It’s good for storage!

 

[Lucille]

I mean you CAN’T ARGUE WITH THAT.

 

[Zu]

I mean you CAN’T ARGUE WITH THAT.

Someone's clearly never been to IKEA. Endless low cost storage solutions

 

[Soldi]

If anything it’s the poor posters who’ve come into this thread expecting Eurovision chit chat but are exposed to wild myths about me shoving crayons up my cunt who I feel sorry for

 

[Lucille]

WHEN WILL THE WICKEDNESS ABATE?!?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Someone's clearly never been to IKEA. Endless low cost storage solutions

The Sœldï

 

[Zu]

If anything it’s the poor posters who’ve come into this thread expecting Eurovision chit chat but are exposed to wild myths about me shoving crayons up my cunt who I feel sorry for

This got an actual AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nobody said that you were shoving crayons up YOUR cunt!

 

[lolly]

just the one this evening, sir?

 

[Zu]

"Oh @Lucille I've not seen @Soldi in a while."

"TOO BUSY SHOVING CRAYONS UP HIS CUNT LUV."

 

[COB]

Oh no. BIT SHOUTY?

Wish I could say more but I've been LEGALLY GAGGED

 

[Zu]

Wish I could say more but I've been LEGALLY GAGGED

Oh FUCK THAT LUV

I'll bring peach carnations and a £2 gift card if it ends up in the High Court

 

[Lucille]

And some mayo in case you have a ham sandwich not eggy and wet enough for you.

 

[dmlaw]

If anything it’s the poor posters who’ve come into this thread expecting Eurovision chit chat but are exposed to wild myths about me shoving crayons up my cunt who I feel sorry for

 

[Lucille]

At least the crayons in his cunt explain the horrifying stains in his knickers.

 

[Lucille]

I wonder if LORRAINE has ever shoved a crayola up her MIMSY?

Oh who am I kidding, as if she COULD BE ARSED.

 

[Lucille]

Sticking a crayon up my own cunt right now and honestly don’t know what the fuss is about.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I wonder if LORRAINE has ever shoved a crayola up her MIMSY?

Oh who am I kidding, as if she COULD BE ARSED.

Also her nails would cause her a terrible oopsie

 

[Zu]

If anything it’s the poor posters who’ve come into this thread expecting Eurovision chit chat but are exposed to wild myths about me shoving crayons up my cunt who I feel sorry for

Who on earth pops in here NOT expecting dysfunction?

And indeed HORRIFYING STAINS

 

[Zu]

I wonder if LORRAINE has ever shoved a crayola up her MIMSY?

Oh who am I kidding, as if she COULD BE ARSED.

She's FAR TOO TIRED!

 

[Lucille]

HORRIFYING STAINS

SO MANY!

 

[Zu]

SO MANY!

Brown and yellow and GOD KNOWS WHAT!

 

[Lucille]

Brown and yellow and GOD KNOWS WHAT!

INEVITABLY, VERMILLION.

 

[Soldi]

Sticking a crayon up my own cunt right now and honestly don’t know what the fuss is about.

I bet your hoop is GAPING though.

 

[Lucille]

I bet your hoop is GAPING though.

I prefer ROOMY.

 

[lolly]

I bet your hoop is GAPING though.

 

[Kala]

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Reported

 

[Zu]

I bet your hoop is GAPING though.

Barely a hoop based on what I've heard from the Romanians down the side of Lidl. More of a noxious purée

 

[Zu]

Girls, there's no need to be unkind. Let's get back on track with some popular Eurosong sounds

 

[Lucille]

My hole isn’t THAT SPACIOUS, please refer to the below live footage.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

My hole isn’t THAT SPACIOUS, please refer to the below live footage.

I thought it had healed over due to lack of use?

 

[Lucille]

I thought it had healed over due to lack of use?

That is it healed over

 

[Lucille]

Quite hard to get rid of the lost souls trapped in there though.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Quite hard to get rid of the lost souls trapped in there though.

I'm sure we can get some experienced cavers to sort that

 

[Lucille]

If we could stop wittering on about the crayons up our BUNTS I’d quite like to discuss much exciting EUROSONG PLEASE.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

EUROSONG

AEROVISION

 

[GNL]

It's crayons! It's party!

 

[Zu]

If we could stop wittering on about the crayons up our BUNTS I’d quite like to discuss much exciting EUROSONG PLEASE.

Let's have this for no reason whatsoever

 

[Zu]

Let's have this as well: bit more DU JOUR. I mean it's up to them if they want to throw away the chance of easily coming top 5 and want to come last instead with zero televotes but, well, CHOICES

 

[Lucille]

Now that has my hoop A QUIVER.

 

[Zu]

Now that has my hoop A QUIVER.

The SHINY RED BODYSUIT ALONE!