ASFM: Rewritevision - Statues/Carvings AVATAR REVEAL @19:30 BST (NOW LIVE!)

[RS]

Gala #1

Draw #4

Avatar: I'm Just A Hole Sir​

Is @Lucille finally back?

 

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Gala #2

Draw #4

Avatar: Freedom​

 

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Gala #2

Draw #5

Avatar: Monument to the partisans of ASFM​

 

[Marina Salty]

Gala #2

Draw #4

Avatar: Freedom​

I love this one so much

 

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Gala #2

Draw #6

Avatar: Waiting for Cilla to give back her table​

 

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Gala #2

Draw #7

Avatar: Creepy long-necked man at Efelting in Netherlands which made me cry as a kid.​

 

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Gala #2

Draw #8

Avatar: Fuck them kids​

 

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Gala #2

Draw #9

Avatar: om nom nom​

 

[OutSynk]

 

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Gala #2

Draw #10

Avatar: Two meats, one hole​

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Gala #2

Draw #10

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Avatar: Two meats, one hole

I think I'm glad this hasn't worked

 

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Gala #2

Draw #11

Avatar: MOOPMEAT AT DALIDA'S GRAVE​

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

I think I'm glad this hasn't worked

Sorry about that missing. It is appearing now!

 

[OutSynk]

Gala #2

Draw #10

Avatar: Two meats, one hole​

This looks so much fun but where's the statue

 

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This looks so much fun but where's the statue

It's (technically) carving though, so I allowed it.

 

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Gala #2

Draw #12

Avatar: A very appetising Elton John​

 

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Gala #2

Draw #13

Avatar: AR DI xxx​

 

[ButterTart]

Right, time to cast my beady eye over this lot.

 

[ButterTart]

Gala #1

Draw #1

Avatar: Puffer Fish Power!​

What's the scale of this? It looks fucking MASSIVE.

 

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Gala #2

Draw #14

Avatar: Nancy Pelosi tears it up​

 

[ButterTart]

Gala #1

Draw #5

Avatar: Joan Collins Stuck In A Sculpture​

Is that him off To The Manor Born failing to conceal his erection? And who's the bloke with the moustache behind him?

 

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Gala #2

Draw #15

Avatar: Tits out in Bologna​

 

[ButterTart]

Trauco, a humanoid creature responsible for any unplanned or unexplained pregnancies.

In the old country we called this 'Mick Jagger'.

 

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Gala #2

Draw #16

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Avatar: The Seal Woman, Faroe Islands

 

[Marina Salty]

Gala #2

Draw #16

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Avatar: The Seal Woman, Faroe Islands

Love the folk tale of this.

 

[ButterTart]

Gala #1

Draw #13

Avatar: A statue to the lost sailors of Saint Pierre and Miquelon, off the coast of Newfoundland​

A touching tribute to the killer from I Know What You Did Last Summer.

 

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Gala #2

Draw #17

The statue of Taweret before a ship crashes into it​

 

[ButterTart]

Gala #1

Draw #15

Avatar: Statue of Robert Mugabe​

A touching tribute to the former president of Zimbabwe, Max Headroom.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

And those are the participants of the second viewing Gala!

Friday (time to be decided) will be the first Viewing Gala, see you then!

 

[Marina Salty]

Lovely choices, beautiful choices

 

[ButterTart]

Gala #2

Draw #8

Avatar: Fuck them kids​

This is AMAZING Getting so pissed off at your kids crying for food that you leap from the shower bollock naked and punt the little fuckers into next door's garden is very much my style of parenting.

 

[ButterTart]

It's (technically) carving though, so I allowed it.

omg

 

[dmlaw]

Avatar: Tits out in Bologna​

James Cameron has a title for the next sequel.

 

[ButterTart]

Gala #2

Draw #13

Avatar: AR DI xxx​

Our lazy eyed Papa Lazarou of Hearts Prince Diana was only twenty years old when she died six years ago. Never 4get.

 

[ButterTart]

There are some absolute BANGERS here. Love this theme.

 

[Tisch]

Gala #2

Draw #4

Avatar: Freedom​

I must call her

 

[jyxz]

I seriously considered sending two of the other submitted statues.

My also-ran was Butt Plug Santa in Rotterdam

 

[Kate]

These are fabulous Genuinely want to know where the skellingtons and the man-eating bunny are.

 

[ButterTart]

These are fabulous Genuinely want to know where the skellingtons and the man-eating bunny are.

This is a good idea actually, we should create a little list of locations because there are a couple I’d actually like to see in person.

 

[ButterTart]

@Haiku Rewrites when is gala 1?